PROcrastinating cosplayer

Norwegian cosplayer, trying to actually get work done. More active on instagram: sample_cosplay

[lakevida]

i should be dressing like this wvery day

[sashaforthewin]

Saw a person at DragonCon cosplaying him

[hi-bees]

can you even imagine being beauregard lionett- your dad hates that you aren't a boy so much that he gives you a boys name anyway and pays people to come take you away so he can pretend he doesn't have a daughter,, but you scream at the people who took you and the people that are trying to teach you and you scream at every authority figure you come across because it's the only thing you can do. though sometimes your scream is more like a sarcastic remark whispered to others but you spend your entire adolescent years rebelling against every idea your dad wished you would be and your screams to authority fall on deaf ears for years. and then you meet these people that listen when you talk, they're peers but they don't immediately right you off so you talk to them and keep screaming at authority. and then something really weird happens, your screams that previously went unacknowledged don't anymore.

one day you scream and your mentor listens to you and trusts you to go into enemy territory alone with your friends

one day you scream and the queen of the krynn dynasty listens and hears you out

one day you scream and the king of the dwendalian empire listens and asks for your advice on how to proceed

one day you realize you don't have to scream because people are waiting for you to speak first, expositor lionett

[nosnexus]

Give your cleric a smooch!

[terribletriocreations]

Greater Restoration

“Have you tried Greater Restoration?” -Vex’ahlia

…

After all, it is the chicken soup of the D&D Universe. Recipe is below the cut. -MJ & K

Keep reading

[thepigeongazette]

and it will now ache during storms from today until infinity

[thepigeongazette]

tiny asian grannies are THE BEST

[local-gobby-boi]

Daily reminder from Goblin Dad

Take your meds!! Gotta make sure everything’s nice and healthy for shiny hunting!

Drink some water!! It’s not good if you get dehydrated, what will the mushrooms think of you if you do!

Eat something! (Not dirt, real food!! Eat ur dirt later as a treat!)

Rest, your body gets weary from finding shinies and working on your hoard. Give it a break!!

Let the tension out of your body, relax your jaw, shoulders, etc!! Especially so if you’ve been hunched over recently talking to forest friends!

Do you have animal friends/pets? Play with them!! Take your doggie for a walk, or let your lizard chill with you for a little bit outside it’s tank! Make sure they’re taken care off to, it’ll make them AND you happy!!

If it’s late; Get some sleep!! I know the moon is pretty but sleep is good!! You’ll be well rested for tomorrow so you can go treasure hunting and dirt digging!!

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES FELLOW GOBLINS!! GOBLIN DAD LOVES YOU!!

[idk-some-username]

[rosequart]

everyone shut up about the mcu and talk about the cmu (cozy media universe):

ghibli movies

over the garden wall

moomin

hilda

animal crossing

stardew valley

[totally-correct-cr-quotes]

Jester: [comes into the room enthusiastically, wearing a bandanna] Hey! Pound that, Frumpkin! Pound it!

Frumpkin: [wearing a matching bandanna, touches his paw to her fist]

Jester: Wooo! Let’s go get some tater tots!!!

[wildeuphoric-deactivated2021051]

boom crack the sound of my back

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[andhumanslovedstories]

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

[andhumanslovedstories]

to those asking for directions:

find smallest place in your room

toss in every pillow and blanket in the house that you personally are not using 

climb in on all fours your animal, you primal beast

touch a minimum of two walls and twenty separate fabrics at all times

nap in the hole

nap hole

if it takes effort and doesn’t feel like a pillow womb, you did it wrong, unless you like the way it feels, in which case yeah that’s a nap hole

[totally-correct-cr-quotes]

Caduceus: What is it this time, Miss Nott?

Nott: You stuffed the cart full to busting with non-essentials! Look at all this! Cinnamon, oregano, cilantro - what the fuck is cilantro?! [picks up a head of lettuce] What is this?

Caduceus: That would be lettuce.

Nott: [aghast] Lettuce? Lettuce?!

Caduceus: It’s a vegetable, Nott. We need the four basic food groups.

Nott: I got your four basic food groups - beans, meat, whiskey, and lard.

[rubyetc]

it’s ok 

[voidbat]

i’m crying now? i needed this.

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[rhydart]

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