Sample The Pudding @samplethepudding - Tumblr Blog

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

What if five nights at Freddy’s was real

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

could be kind of scary

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

i just think stuffed animals coming alive would be scary in the first place but what if they were out to kill…. and, real?

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

Fuck. What the fuck.maybe id scream

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

it’s safe to say you would.

les-amis-de-l-a-bae-c

Gavroche: I’m 20% water, 80% pizza and 100% cool-ness!

Enjolras: that’s 200%

Gavroche: That’s because I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

antisemisogynist

moms be like dress feminine for this special occasion or i will fucking kill you

DJDSIXICIDKKSKAKAKA

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

tredlocity

DRAWING

tredlocity

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

valtsv

these “what if we kissed” memes are fun but if i’m being shamefully honest for a second i’m just too touchstarved to really relate. like come on ladies. we can go nicher.

valtsv

what if 🤔 we were riding the subway 🚇 when we both reached for the railing for support at the same time 🕓 and we accidentally brushed hands 👏😳

martian-martian-martian

what if 🧐 you were the cashier at Joanne Fabics 🛍🛒🎀 and I was buying 💵 notebooks📓📓📓 and you said ‘doing some studying?’ 🙂 and I said ‘yeah’ ☺️ and then you said ‘that will be 12.38 have a nice day’ 😩😳

pukicho

Coats and jackets are all too aesthetically fantastic to only wear during the cold seasons. I think scientists need to stop doing their dumb bullshit and band together to invent a jacket that can be worn whilst it's hot out.