Big-nose Horn Face

Charlie ♀ Scorpio ♏ Pagan ☆

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[justjames]

Today is National Stress Awareness Day!!! So just to let you all know I have been extremely stressed since 2001

[justjames]

It is National Stress Awareness Day again!! Little update: I am the most stressed I have ever been

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[cockyhorror]

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

[httpdemonics-moved-deactivated2]

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

[cockyhorror]

Thanks! Even worse :)

[psyducked]

[goon]

[dailystrangerthings]

David Harbour always keeps a promise. [x]

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

[stability]

[unmoistened]

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

[localstarboy]

Lmfaaaoooo @ the barbers face tho 😭😭

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Not all heroes wear capes

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[soorayray]

Ima hit the barber up

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

Lmao!!

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

[houndsister]

I was so outraged at first until I realized he was lovin it

[durbikins]

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

[durbikins]

2:12am… going back for more olive

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[farrentalon]

My reaction, only with coffee.

[thetiredpianist]

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[shrekyourself]

this is a horror movie

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson