~18~potterhead~house targaryen

too busy imagining myself in situations that are never likely to happen, like ever

[bekflskgkslhllr-deactivated2022]

do i really want to dye my hair or is it an impulse to fill the Void™?

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[miaoumint]

always reblog

[sampritii]

My sleeve’s falling off!

[quotespile]

“The city knows you better than any living person because it has seen you when you are alone.”

— Colson Whitehead, The Colossus of New York

[memescomedy]

[mydadjokes]

Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They’re both cauldron.

via reddit

[neckkiss]

Breaking Bad: Season 1

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Jim Henson first Sketches of Oscar the Grouch

[nau-see]

my ideal form

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[prettypositivity]

your existence makes the world brighter

[ruinedchildhood]

[especially]

[perrfectly]

“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.”

— Don Miguel Ruiz (via perrfectly)

[perrfectly]

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[esthete-god]

This hits hard

[memesandlaughs]

[memescomedy]