Sam's Favourite Things

I'm 39, bisexual (he/him), mostly just here to look at funny things and cute animals

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[cute-catts]

[starstruckodysseys]

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

[askshivanulegacy]

You're right, they'd all choose dangerous crow boy and be wrong because goncharov is such a ridiculous name. But it's real. >3

[tara-the-star]

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[brawnie]

Tumblr has imprinted on the dangerous crow boy in a way I fear will be irreparable to the ecosystem. Similar to plastic in some ways

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[kisforkerosene]

just like the dangerous crow boy ...

[akeenerheart]

I can’t stop laughing at this.

[localairport]

Whats that crow doing to the taxiway signs

[localairport]

Why is this being tagged dangerous crow boy

[localairport]

the what

[importantcatpics]

[nature-travel-photography]

Beautiful Autumn In New Hampshire - Author: SheWhispersLoud

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[crossthewires]

rb this post to give the person u rbed it from a pretty fall leaf :]

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

preserving this awesome comment before i blocked them for unrelated bigotry

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to kick the wasps nest harder but the notes on this post have revealed something fascinating: a surprising number of people seem to think the purpose of fiction is to trick them into believing its real—or at least HIGHLY plausible—rather than just telling an engaging story that everyone knows is fake. like the suspension of disbelief is a con pulled on rubes and the uneducated rather than a collaboration you entered when you picked up a piece of Big Fake Fiction To Entertain You

[decomposedmaw]

two cats

[everythingfox]

Zzzz…

[sheabutterbitch]

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt