K is for Kerosene

TUMBLR STOP BANNING TRANS WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF COLOR OR SO HELP ME

[kisforkerosene]

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hey guys it's me

you can call me K or kerosene or really anything tbh. if you read my URL like 'kiss for kerosene' at first PLEASE tell me because I'm trying to keep track

People misreading my URL counter: 8

i mostly use she/her but any pronouns are fine. gender and sexuality change to the tune of the bit yk

please tag me in stuff!! I love it when people tag me in stuff! I don't always have the energy to fill out longer tag games but I try my best, I love doing picrews, and I love it when people tag me on whatever fanart :))) so please do !!

i mostly just reblog stuff but i do post my own things sometimes, tagged as #saying words, and all my art is tagged as #kerosene draws and I have other tags too but those are the ones that matter

im NOT listing my fandoms and im not sorry

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

[pileofknives]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[thelooniemoonie]

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

[thelooniemoonie]

It's about that time of year again, and after having this circulate for a year now, it interesting seeing some observations:

Despite making this post in August, this post spikes in brief periods throughout the year, depending on when folks like to start.

Reading all the cool costume projects people are working on

Some of you animals reblog this on November 1st

[queeraliensposts]

TERFS: trans women are men and men are evil therefore trans women are evil

TIRFS: trans men are men and men are evil therefore trans men are evil

Intersectional feminists: no gender is evil, masculinity is not inherently aggressive, the problem is that men are encouraged by the patriarchy to be aggressive and violent, and men need to unlearn these patterns to be better people.

[lobslobslobs]

* saw a post ranking tmasc noelle names and one of them was kris and it beamed an extremely funny scenario into my head when combined with the tfem ralsei changing her name to susie jokes. this is the ultimate best case scenario to me now.

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[spookyviper-deactivated20161219]

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

[imthegirlwhowaited]

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

[jones-friend]

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[neolxzr]

you can tell toby fox knows ball bc suselle contains a very important yuri element: third wheel who suffers from unrequited feelings the entire time. hes a real himedanshi

[dgeometric]

Every other site's algorithm: Here is an endless stream of content we have decided you might like. If you slip and forget to bookmark something, you will likely never encounter it again.

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

[daily-kris-pronouns-reminder]

hey kris what are your pronouns, reese trent from sparklecares pronouns, seths pronouns, greens pronouns, and frisks pronouns?

[daily-kris-pronouns-reminder]

we're up to 71 now

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[poodpoopsie]

How many weddings is too many...

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

shoutout to the Manly Mandanna actually belonging (in Deltarune, at least) to a little girl that just wanted to be seen as tough and brave and probably drew the abs on it herself

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

whatever you do don't imagine the Orange soul crying this out to Asgore before he took the soul, and then Orange souls becoming associated with Bravery in the underground

[somecunttookmyurl]

when it's "the most significant solar eclipse since 1999" but you live in scotland

[somecunttookmyurl]

periodically nipping back over to the bedroom window to see if there's been any improvement in the cloud situation

if anything i think it's worse now actually

[akinari-kashihara]

My fuck ass nothinggggggg

[somecunttookmyurl]

this is so fucking funny imagine voluntarily coming up here to look at the sky