CARPE NATEM

Why are all the Homra people so hot like why. ROKA || Aquarius || not interested || I'm married to all the homra people who don't really talk much because they're handsome || DAKOTA GOYO ARGH WOW || I watch supernatural and I sleep listening to homestuck music I cry at night because Mikoto iS DEAD magnum-bane -> polargoyo

[mcnuggetmane]

The greatest thing Lelouch did with his geass

[primaera]

idk man this looks like a Harlem Shake video

[titsuyas]

CON LOS TERRORISTAS

[yorozuiya]

[barzul]

what do you call a person who wears the exact same shoes as you

[barzul]

a sole mate

[zackisontumblr]

you (◕‿◕✿)  are (◕‿◕✿)  stressing (◕‿◕✿)  me (◕‿◕✿)  out (◕‿◕✿)  go away (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[misandryinhaiku]

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

[dykebrucespringsteen]

this haiku is my favorite haiku

[misandryinhaiku]

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

[dykebrucespringsteen]

this haiku is my favorite haiku

[andrewpauldost-deactivated20130]

last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

[yukwon-nt-deactivated20120429]

[samtaasticc]

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

[smallestsenpai-deactivated20200]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GOVERNMENT KEEP TRYING TO PASS INTERNET RESTRICTING BILLS DON’T YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO LIKE HEALTHCARE AND NOT DRIVING OUR ECONOMY INTO THE GROUND LIKE FOR FUCKING REAL

[crimsonchaos]

I was gonna wait, but screw it! TMI TUESDAY! TMI TUESDAY FOR EVERYONE!!

[steveholtiscool]

how dare that victim not have bulletproof flesh

how dare their body bleed out from the wound

how dare they die on the way to the hospital

those poor gunmen. their lives ahead of them in ruins because someone was inconsiderate enough to allow themselves to be shot.

you see, it doesn’t fucking work this way.

[bonzai-bunny]

writing smut in class because i’ve stopped caring

[deloreantardis]

This is my friend who’s literally sitting right next to me……

[bonzai-bunny]

you can look on my screen if you’d like

[deloreantardis]

I’m good.

[charminbear-blog-blog]

Kuro****suji

[shortvideosandstuff]

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

what r u trying to do lil partner

[goddamnchou]

[aluminaryglimmerofhope-deactiva]

The sarchasm of Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman really ruined this film for me.

[iamreptarr]

First of all, it’s sarcasm not sarchasm. Secondly, you must not really know that Spider-Man is, indeed, a sarcastic-smart ass in the comic books. He’s not just some nerdy teenager/adult like in the first three movies, he’s a nerdy sarcastic asshole. If you read any of the comic books or played any Marvel game where Spider-Man was a character in the game, you would understand how Spider-Man truly is.

[guardianofbutts-deactivated2013]

Spider Man is the sassiest mother fucker. How is it even possible to not know that?

[filiaderoma-deactivated20200426]

Bless you iamreptarr

[chrlsty]

[lolzpicx]

I AM THE HORSE LORD

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

sext me only using emojis

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]