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[evilyuniaa]

[ames-draws]

I'm fed up with "maybe later".

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[jihuniekim]

junhao beach date x

[wonnhao]

normal people: aww look at that turtle it’s adorable wen junhui: see the turtle, BE THE TURTLE 

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

[words-and-wonders]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:

the facial expressions

the effortless sensuality

I AM SO GAY

the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies

did china allow this to be shown? china?

DID I MENTION THE GAY

what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another

the part with the leg. you know which one I mean

seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to

the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart

O H M Y G O D

[silvercrystal1]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @sarah-yyy

[hweianime]

Me, an avid reader of fanfiction: god fucking damn these characters need to communicate and fuck already

Also me, a fanfiction writer: and after thirty chapters, six arguments brought forth by misunderstandings and miscommunication they have finally made eye contact

[metaru-lee]

[tast3of1nk]

tag yourself

[primaera]

Either angst master or facepalm

[believeinfrost]

hp au

[wooyoungbby]

Maths is not for Jaehwan

[nuggles]

favorite trope: the very important hand touch in period dramas

[leradny]

*begrudgingly reblogs while grumbling* this is exactly my aesthetic

[jujutherubberduckie]

That last one is FRISKY. I literally leaned back a little. BOTH HANDS? And that gentle glide over the top before the clasp? -fans self-

[scottyottyotty]

How dare you put this kinky hand holding on my dash? That little grope at the end was TOO MUCH

[hotdogsngiggles]

i seriously fainted at that last one. where are your gloves people! is this pornhub?

[nanashi1869]

Round 2 :D

[memewhore]

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[dicksmasher]

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

[flyturtlefly]

This cut scene is one of my most favorite even though I can only understand half of it because:

- Cai Quan and Shen Zhui look like they are well on their way to join the Su Zhe fanclub. Welcome guys, we have tea, clementines and heartaches in abundance for every member.

- Jingyan just sits there quietly but not so subtly beaming like a proud spouse.

- How can a small gesture like half a wave look so pretty on Su Zhe. He is extra soft and pretty here.

- Shen Zhui thinks his prince is too buffalo and needs help to court the scholar..? Little does he know.

- Jingyan just sits there beaming like a proud spouse.

- Oh so you guys are at a level of no words needed just need to look at each other already? Is this why the scene is cut for being too gay for television?

- Jingyan likes/treats Su Zhe as Su Zhe well is very important to me, and there is so little of it officially in the show. 

[gixininja]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[of-sevenseas]

Transcript (v rough bc I am once again procrastinating)

Shen Zhui: If you ask me, of these eighteen people, the most stubborn and insolent, the least receptive, would be Lao Cai here! If there are disputes in the testing arena in the future, you won’t even need to ask - he started it for sure.

Cai Quan: If the elders speak reasonably, would I ignore them outright?

[Insert proud spouse look #1 from Jingyan, this boy is so besotted. AHEM.]

MCS: Please be assured, it’s true that Pavillion Master Chen is shrewd and canny in his dealings, but his scholarship isn’t false either. I’m afraid when it comes to grading the young masters’ essays, Minister Cai will not have much with which to argue.

Shen Zhui: See? See! Your lack of scholarship has reached even Sir Su’s ears!

[Proud spouse look #2 from Jingyan. Seriously babe, keep it under wraps IN PUBLIC.]

Shen Zhui: Even though it’s hard to turn the tide on the corruption and cheating in the imperial exams with just this one assessment, it is the start to righting the political arena. I offer thanks in His Highness’ name to Sir Su, for your help in this year’s selection.

Cai Quan: Sir Su possesses the wisdom to truly serve the country; but wisdom and integrity go hand in hand in the ways of the divine. The world as it is right now present much opportunity for thought. I hope Sir will treasure the chance, and not miss your way.

MCS: How do you mean?

[Shen Zhui: YOUR HIGHNESS!! NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!!! Jingyan: Wtf?! I came out to have fun talk politics but I feel so attacked rn. MCS: … This is going to take a while… Shen Zhui: COME ON, CARPE THE DIEM ALREADYYY. Jingyan: Oh my god, are they- MCS: You’re lucky you’re cute, your highness. Jingyan: Guyssss you are the worst wingmen. Shen Zhui: I am laughing the laugh of welp I guess this sword has fallen on my head.]

Shen Zhui: Sir Su is so astute, your point of view must provide unique insight. As things stand now, who can renew and restore the court’s current decay? Who would be able to provide for the people and protect their rights? I think Sir already has a clear idea of who that is in his heart.

[Me: Oh hell yeah, it’s in his heart xDDD]

MCS: Please do not worry, ministers. It has been a year since I first arrived at the capital. I’ve seen what I need to see, and considered what I need to consider. In the future, I hope both ministers will be able to point me in the right direction.

[Me: You little shit, are you laughing at them? Jingyan: ✿♥‿♥✿ Shen Zhui and Cai Quan: YAAAAAS THE MINISTERIAL BROS STRIKE AGAIN.]

[bunjywunjy]

White tip reef sharks don’t need to swim and force water over their gills, right??

yeah whitetip reef sharks don’t rely on ram ventilation like most open-water sharks! they can use their throat muscles to pump water manually over their gills. 

which is great, because it means they can nap in piles:

[reversewerewolf]

@flowerchild-wild