Mind Blowingly Awesome Samtastic Fanart

Curated collection of fannish artwork from one of the most prolific and insightful artistic prodigies of her generation

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Title: Surprise Buttsex

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Snarry

Warning: unnaturally prominent collar bones

Notes: Entitled "Surprise Buttsex," this piece of digital art surprisingly does not depict butt sex according to conventional interpretation. Sam traditionalists have deemed this image to be a scene capturing the mood directly after surprise buttsex between Snape and Harry. Although Snape and Harry both appear to have torsos that are inexplicably connected to their left arms, the boys are otherwise OK. Thus the essential message is:  "Embrace the unexpected; even surprise buttsex can bring  joy." Another smaller faction of Sam enthusiasts embrace a more literal reading of the work, pointing to Harry's expression as evidence that the piece does indeed portray the boys during buttsex. Snape's smarmy expression and Sam's reputation for being a Bottom!Harry shipper further support this minority interpretation. Regardless of which interpretation is true, both sides agree the drawing is the sort of raw genius typical of Sam.

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Title: Sam Vag

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Harry/Harry

Warning: sparkling peen

Notes: This piece beautifully showcases Sam's unique talent for utilizing minimal colouring techniques to analyze complex subjects. "Sam Vag" is a solo portrait of Harry Potter that carries profound messages about gender identity. Although Harry is smiling, the work conveys an element of frustration as he struggles to reach his bedazzled rainbow cock with T-rex arms. Harry is seemingly male yet his girlish hips suggest a certain level of identification with the female gender. The garbled words in the corner of the frame also allude to the concept of a vagina although the meaning is somewhat controversial amongst scholars who study Sam. Amidst all of this, Harry remains captivated by his dazzling penis, representing an unhealthy obsession with the male sex organ. 

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Title: Down Syndrome!Voldemort!Harry

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Snarry

Warnings: lack of political correctness

Notes: Sam's breakthrough piece, Down Syndrome!Voldemort!Harry, sent ripples of pleasure through the Harry Potter art world upon its arrival. Paired with a breathtaking drabble that has been archived in the Legendary Book of Peen, this work embraces unconventional sexuality and alternative body images. Arranged on lined paper, the ideas in the images are superimposed in a linear world that may not appreciate their complexity. Harry's lack of of a nose and general appearance indicating prior electrocution is indicative of mainstream culture's shock in reaction to anything that is outside heteronormative sexuality. Snape's cock emerging from what appears to be the middle of his stomach emphasizes the modern man's hunger for acceptance by his fellow brethren. Many art critics have struggled with how to process the masses that appear to be cysts on the back of Harry's neck and chin. Whereas some scholars believe Harry to be a mutated human bred for the purposes of sexual slavery, others question his humanity entirely, thereby expanding the meaning of the work beyond the earthly world.

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Title: Crying Bottom!Draco

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: None

Warnings: None

Notes: The primary theme of this drawing is alienation with secondary commentary about xenophobia and animalistic urges. Just as Draco is alone with his cock throbbing with want, a person without a community yearns for belonging. The stray pixel in the upper left hand corner--the same color as Draco's tears--further underscores the importance of meaningful human interaction while Draco's hoof-like hands suggest a primal urge to thrust himself into a place in the universe where he belongs. The copyright notice is omitted from this work to avoid detracting from the impact of the stray pixel.

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Title: Special Delivery

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Snarry

Warnings: accidental butt sex

Notes: This piece plays with the unpredictability of sexuality and sexual expression. Just as the viewer cannot tell whether Harry is wearing shorts or long socks, sexual identity and expression are often ambiguous concepts. The anger on Harry's face is in direct contrast to Snape's calm expression as he waits on the other side of the door for an unexpected entry.