sasha stink

gay autistic trans man; the full package (or lack thereof)

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

we all have a story to tell. and some of those stories need to be shared with the world. good noon, i'm NOT vic michaelis, and this is not very important people

introduction post cuz i said so

hi i'm sasha (i also use jade, austin, hazel) im 17 im a trans gay guy who has a heart for vic michaelis, ruby cruz, lauren lopez, and more

i am a goth punk from hawai'i; i am also native Hawaiian, chinese, filipino, and white.

i'm diagnosed autistic, my CURRENT hyperfixations ARE:

starkid, smosh, shipwrecked, tincan bros, dropout tv

my CURRENT special interests ARE:

homestuck, persona, fashion and makeup, theatre, bbno$, yung gravy, emily dickinson

other predominant interests of mine ARE:

(movies) red white and royal blue, bottoms, bodies bodies bodies, saltburn, legally blonde, late bloomers 2023, spvstw, (music) bandits on the run, sorry darling, mommy long legs, dazey and the scouts, DIRT, the dead milkmen, etc. (musicals) ride the cyclone, falsettos, rocky horror picture show, (shows) dickinson, boo bitch, heartbreak high + more

a fun fact about me is that i cry whenever emily dickinson gets brought up

my favorite colors are orange, blue, and pink and i like to talk about myself a lot

my carrd is jadeharleyyyyyy.carrd.co

i don't know how tumblr works who wants to be mutuals

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

i've yet to see anyone make this but this came to

me in a dream

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

i love making playlists

[focksii]

zac casts counterspell on brennan

[coleslawedcondor]

the only thing that bothers me about hatchetfield is that it’s described as a “tiny town”,, yet this town has multiple distinct neighborhoods? Two high schools? A whole shopping mall complex?! A boating society?!?

[cazzarole-dish]

We're learning about the cold War and about how media back then always had cold War themes in it in my History class.

I told my history teacher about spies are forever, and told him about the plot and stuff. And now apparently I'm gonna get a Extra Credit assignment for it on Monday, watching it and writing about it. My interests are being fueled who cheered

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

i'm dead i tried to tell my teacher about spies are forever and the case of the gilded lily when we were learning abt the gilded age and he was just like "ok maybe ill check it out" and "we'll be doing a project next semester on historic films" 💔 but im glad there's a likeminded fan out there who also decided to tell their us history teacher about spies are forever

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

this wig has a story and i want to share it so im sharing it here.

i got this wig maybe 3 years ago from another local cosplayer and i didn't use it ever, and then in like november 2024 i was like hey im super into black friday im gonna make this a becky barnes wig , so im gonna dye it orange. so i stir up a pot of boiling water with soap and i add orange food dye (don't ask it's all i had and i was impatient and poor) so im stirring it and its kinda looking like it's working so once my arms get tired i switch it to a bucket to let it soak longer, and let it be known ive tried dying wigs before and it only semi worked when i left it to sit, so i take the bucket and i put it outside on my balcony so its out of the way nobody ever goes back there. and then i kinda. forget about it.

anyway january comes and i still don't check on it. it's sitting out there on the balcony naked. then february comes and we start getting lots of rain and even a hurricane and my wig bucket is STILL out there with the dye and exposed to the elements, so there is an active hurricane and it's just sitting there.

then anyway time skip to literally two days ago, i was like hey im gonna cosplay kristen applebees and have the perfect wig for it! let me go grab it from outside!!

so i grab it from outside and i put it in my sink and im like hey the dye actually worked this time. and im cleaning it off and theres like dirt and sticks and shit from the rain and hurricane and i'm like ew. then i brush it out and blow dry it and then i realize it in fact did not retain ANY color at all and was in fact still blonde. so i put it away once it's dry, and the next day i come back to it and i look at it and im like... can i get away with pretending it's orange? no i can't. i cannot it is bright blonde. so i use a method i know will work. i scrape orange eyeshadow from a like decade old eyeshadow palette and spend an hour applying it to the front of the wig until i got bored and decided it was enough and then i hair sprayed it and tadaaaa. anyway all that to be said i need an orange wig

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

ughhhhhhhhhhhshhhh

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

anotha one

idk how to feel abt this one but i worked hard on it and mk is so amazing and talented

[znotyou]

Are we ever explicitly told that Zoe is the "Latte Hot-tay"? Cuz I mean thats what I've always assumed, but then I thought about it for a sec.

In purely Doylian terms, Nora looks almost indistinguishable from Charlotte and we know Ted has a thing for Charlotte ( at least enough of one to be having an affair with her, which could very well be none whatsoever with Ted, but go with me)

It's entirely possible that Nora is the Latte Hot-tay unless it's been explicitly stated and Im doing a dumb

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

this is so true and then on top of that, could just mean somehow zoe overheard them and assumed she was the latte hot-tay therefore encouraging the latte hatte song of nightmare time, as we know her to 1) be a big fan of herself 2) be a musical theater major

[gunpowdercarousel]

Persona 3: Save the world from evil monsters with your badass sexy monster-hunter friends in the most magical city in the world (Tokyo)

Persona 5: Commit sexy fucking crimes with your badass awesome sexy thief friends in the most magical city in the world (Tokyo)

Persona 4: You are in OHIO. Your friends are LOSERS. You are WET. Go hang out at TARGET.

[starkju0]

their last pic together 💔

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

do we like dropout tv here on tumblr ?

[urturningviolet]

PAULKINS MY BELOVED😭😭😭

they’re so “find each other in every universe”

[cazzarole-dish]

OUGH THEMm

[teranobriss]

We're presented with a man on the brink of going mad from a musical plague, a horny anime dweeb high schooler, and a man who's ALREADY gone mad and is dangerously sexually repressed and leading a summer camp where he makes wallets, and yet they ALL give "pathetic sopping wet cat" energy for different reasons

[thepoetofthesky]

Paul Matthews is so fucking fine

I wanna do SO MANY THINGS TO THAT OFFICE WORKER ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

LOOK AT THIS MAN AUGHHHHHHNNGHHH

anyway writing smut is fun

[alaura-matthews]

Me core, me me me me me me

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

alaura...

[webby2007]

Sighs Headless/pos

[samuelfarnsworthreal]

i fear i just might have to agree with you webby