#latte hatte

[ricky-mortis]

Cast swap Paulkins anyone?

[marsizalien]

you know that feeling when

black coffee, she's your coffee gal

if you're looking to spice up your drink

caramel or toffee, she's your coffee pal

if you're looking for something sweet

no shame in a ton of sugar, a ton of cream

ask for all the pumps you want

You could end up with the fix of your dreams

she's the latte hottay you asked about

she can fix you up with the stuff

she's the latte hottay with all the clout

and what you want, she's got in the back and front

it's hot, i know

Black coffee, get it while it's hot or cold

If you wanna know her, boy you better, better be bold

Give her your name to scribble down onto your cup

Your order best be for one

she's been known to break the two of you up

she's the lottay hottay you asked about

she can fix you up with the stuff

she's the latte hottay with all the clout

and what you want, she's got in the back and front

it's hot in beanie's coffee shop

so hot

your barista crush

your barista crush

oh, yeah

[scripted-downfall]

I know that, in canon, the Latte Hatte is Zoey, but my headcanon is that Ted is actually referring to Nora because he's a pathetic wet cat of a man with a Type. There is no actual "Latte Hatte" because everyone just imagines whichever of the three Beanie's workers they like and rolls with it.

Ted's goes "ah, yeah, the Latte Hatte (Nora)" and Paul nods sagely "indeed, the Latte Hatte (Emma)" while Bill's like "Don't talk that way about her (Zoey); she reminds me of my daughter!"

[hyper-alice]

this just came to me and I’m curious:

Which song do you like more

Latte Hatte

Queen B

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[catsbypawty]

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” ok??? Im the latte hatte you asked about???

[hatchet-handle]

yet another low effort HatchClan comic, this one being the cat-ified origin of Latte Hatte

hey Teddy flirting doesn’t work when they have no fucking clue what you’re saying to them

[ender-of-the-sender]

Never showed you guys my Latte Hatte single

[stomachforcrows]

How do you spell it?

Latte Hottay

Latte Hotay

Latte Hatte

Latte Hotte

Other / See Results

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024