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i fw the concept of jack still not necessarily aging after returning to the past bc he's gonna be so geeked when steam locomotives r reinvented

#the autism man and his trains :)#I think if he stays immortal he should be able to go visit Scotland and meet The Scotsman again too. I think he’s there

ckret2

time for round 3 of the @need-him-pregnant-poll tournament and here's my propaganda for why you should vote for Aku rather than Gomez Addams: because Gomez would vote for Aku.

If you found this before May 18, the poll's still live. Don't vote for the lesser evil! Vote Aku here!

aku's percentage is climbing, but that'll stop if this post doesn't spread beyond my own followers. by reblogging this post to reach more people, YOU can make a difference in a silly internet poll.

ESPECIALLY if you went "i would've voted for aku if i'd seen this comic first": you have the power to make other people see the comic first.

this may be a doomed battle, but nobody can say I didn't spend 18 hours of my life and all of Mother's Day fighting for Aku. And by god, that's a silly pointless achievement to be proud of.

#I’m not normally a huge mpreg fan but this entire post right here has been SO fucking incredible and entertaining #I never imagined how well the Addam’s family would go with Aku from Samurai Jack #I haven’t been watching that poll but this single handedly got me to go and vote for Aku #he may not win but op uou have done a great service rhis day

ckret2

as promised, a pregnant Aku for winning the first round in the new @need-him-pregnant-poll tournament

and if he wins the next round I'll do it again!

#THAT LAST PART NOOOOO QHQJRJQBE FOUL. FOUUUUL #I’m not a Jaku shipper in the slightest but it is really fucking funny to think they just make each other weird in proximity to each other #the ‘very quickly deciding whether he’s a life begins at conception guy’ MADE ME FUCKING HOWL #actually WHO TOLD JACK ABOUT CUCK CHAIRS??? … the Scotsman…#this whole thing is such a fucking mess abqjrjqie it’s so fucking funny #they walk away after this exchange and both go ‘well that will remain unaddressed’

nihiltism

I love it when there's a guy who lost their name. forgot it, discarded it, don't use it, can't use it, had it stolen, even just when a title is used to avoid saying it. all good stuff

nihiltism

bonus addendum! also guys who never had one! love guys who never had a name!!

#‘they call me… it is what the people of this world have named me.’

shout out to @kegwonrgnjessyo for the scouring of my blog’s texts, glad I could be of service 🕺

#I’m serious I love it when people enjoy the posts here that’s what this blog is here for!

samuraijacksoff

i am unfortunately sam jack season 5’s strongest soldier😔

#op ur tags is so real #Ashi most definitely isn’t the problem it was the direction they went in general #Ashi was a good addition to the cast but they fumbled and fridged her

mozquito

#REAL

every new thing I learn abt Tara Strong makes me so pissed that she was a consistent voice in Samurai Jack. she’s never been a good person and she’s been self obsessed since her career started. I haven’t heard one good thing about the woman.

#for context she’s a Zionist Islamophobic RACIST racist pig. like extremely racist. like white supremacist style #also while I’m complaining can I say something else. I hated her as Ashi.#she didn’t give her any personality. which I guess is what Genndy wanted #I loved Ashi as a character. but goddamn she got stuck with a very generic actor and Genndy can’t write women very well #she had SOME edge to her in the first three episodes which was decent and then she just fell into #‘carbon copy voice of every other protag girl she’s ever voiced’#she’s done nothing interesting with her voice abilities for years

today some redditor called me a baby killer and animal abuser bc I said Aku before the potion wasn’t sentient the way Aku after the potion is and they got mad saying all life is the same amount of sentient. normal day on a internet based forum

#some people do not need the internet it’s like a white padded room to them #👍 ok!

samuraijacksoff

jack: where tf is my sword ⁉️

aku:

#aku: choking like squidward on that fork

OVER ONE HUNDRED BOOPS????

#GODDAMN LOL

heyyallitsbeth

I think it’s crazy how the Samurai Jack reboot literal just shot for shot copied the ending of Gurren Lagann.

No shade I just think the reboot was good, I just also think it’s funny how nobody mentions it

#well IM throwing shade. the guardian ending idea would have been thousands of times more interesting and they killed him offscreen #I ALSO thought the original gurren lagann ending was bad tbf #just felt like Man Pain and Girl Fridging smashed together into a paste like a smashed tomato

arkaix

Random Demongo appeares ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ Character is from the cartoon Samurai Jack

#the lighting is 👌👌👌👌#demongo #samurai jack

samuraijackenjoyer

this shouldn’t be making me laugh as hard as it is. why did he feel the need to fucking delete that guy

samuraijackenjoyer

Jack’s evil demon side talking on his shoulder

#ITS NOT JUSTIFIED THE ROBOT WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET HE WAS INNOCENT #HAVE YOU NO MERCY OR SHAME 😭#what if the robot was a girl? do you hate women? /JOKING #it’s FUNNY but it wasn’t GOOD LMAO #he did that bc he had increased aggression not bc the robot did something wrong 😭

today-till-tomorrow

Little reblog game thingy because I love making these (and want to show some love to my mutuals)! <3

Why did you follow prev?

They seemed nice.

Their writing/art was amazing

They followed me first, I figured “eh might as well” and followed them back

I want to study them/figure out what’s wrong with them

They were mutuals of another online friend of mine

I hate them, idk why I follow them

Their shitposts are hilarious

They are/were a well-known blog on tumblr/in our little tumblr community

Multiple/other (say in tags!!)

Voting ended onMar 9, 2024

#I think this is the first non samurai Jack post on this blog lol 🎉#combo of 1 and 2 for me! prev was nice and I liked their jokes and their art!#sorry for not reblogging a ton I’m trying to respect the ‘no fandom blogs’ preference and avoid attracting them over lol

dude I was looking through clips for a reference image and it literally makes me sick with anger that Genndy chose to portray Africa like That. Literally racist caricatures like come onnnn man. The worst part is that I really want to LIKE that episode aside from the art direction. His mentor is a very sweet guy and I like Jack’s little rivalry with the other kid. I dislike that Jack has to save everyone and the other tribe is portrayed even worse, but at least Jack isn’t fighting by his fucking self the whole scene. there was so much potential in this episode if Genndy hadn’t been so fucking racist with his character designs. I do not fucking understand why he chose to make them absolutely pitch black in color. That’s not what humans look like. It’s like how he colors Jack straight up yellow sometimes. I know during the time this came out it was not very likely for bigotry to get called out but that had to have made some people uncomfortable. Jeeeeesus Christ. The guy portrayed China more respectfully than he portrayed literally any other culture including Japan lmao. Actually I take that back he gave quite a few Chinese characters racist accents. The man wanted a ‘multiethnic’ feel to his show but could not fucking stop being white and racist for it

#samurai jack #I HAAAAATE ITTTT #I love the character of the African Chief I just can’t stand his fucking character design. you didn’t deserve that king #I say he didn’t portray Japan well bc he barely even did. it was like some hand wavey Vibe of Japan and nothing concrete #he at least bothered to portray Shaolin monks without just making them aggressively Chinese #Genndy straight up knew more abt China than he did Japan bc there are SO many times #where what Genndy thinks is a Japanese culture thing is more just him considering all East Asians the same #listen I love samurai jack but I think it got away with this a little too easily. I think Genndy should get some flak for that #that whole ‘great ancestors’ prayer is cool and all but Jack wouldn’t be praying to them like in fucking Mulan. that’s not his religion.#in Japanese culture you can and do pray to your ancestors but not like. in the middle of nowhere in battle?#it made for a cool moment to show Jack wasnt abandoned by his culture but it was. not even a little accurate LOL #I GGUESS the argument could be made Jack was just sending a little prayer up but it still felt. off #not even people in China prayed like that to nebulous ancestors in the sky LOL #it’s just kind of an orientalist thing. idk maybe Genndy pulled the idea from somewhere like most of his Jack scenes but #it’s not Japanese in nature LOL #I can see it coming from a Conan scene. a goood chunk of Jack was inspired by Conan #anyway. the most accurate fucking Japanese culture scene was when the Jack robot was praying to what he could scrounge up as a small shrine #and it WASNT EVEN REAL JACK.

grimadventuresofbooty

Samurai Jack in heels

#his legs are so fucking hot though. made those robots and aliens bisexual for a second #he was eating it fucking UP #also I find it extremely funny that Jack only gets embarrassed abt being exposed when people point it out #like he’ll disrobe no problem most of the time but when he’s in front of people that comment on it then he’s all sheepish LOL

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