the earth laughs in flowers

sam, 20s, they/them

[samwerve]

hi, i'm sam! better known as @samhausenn these days

i'm queer, neurodivergent, poc, writer, disaster!

welcome to my sideblog! here be "haha comedy" shitposts, memes, fandom reblogs, wholesome content, mutual aid and other random things

interests: my cat, writing, art, neopets, linux, old web

blorbos: guy gardner, ahsoka tano & captain rex, jamie tartt, peter maximoff, cersei lannister, (formerly) izzy hands

my stuff: inspo blog / writing / AO3

my media: letterboxd / serializd / libarything

[vastwinterskies]

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

[kosmogrl]

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[emryses]

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

[yellow-cat]

nothing good left in this world.

[itsthebeastpeddler]

Is this more or less menacing than the last ones lol

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[toddycats]

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religion in fantasy worlds: Everyone believes the exact same things about Green Nature Goddess and has official rituals for her that are the same everywhere

Religion irl: Technically it’s heresy for me to worship this skeleton but my spiritual advisor said that it’s legit so I’m gonna keep giving it offerings of yogurt

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religion in fantasy worlds: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue or else the god will get angry

Religion irl: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue? Why? Idk man that’s just what you do. Just do it alright.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religion in fantasy worlds: These are the rules. The rules are law. Nobody can break the rules.

Religion irl: Okay you say that there are “rules” but how exactly are we defining “rules” here? Like is a suggestion a rule? How are we defining suggestion? No come back. Listen. Are we going by nuance in the original language or are translations fine or-

[what-even-is-thiss]

High control religions/cults recruiting in fantasy worlds: Join us! For we shall all eat the moon! This is a legitimate position to have!

High control religions/cults recruiting irl: We have free snacks. That shirt looks sooo cute on you btw. What, you heard that we wanna eat the moon? The media is always telling lies about us you know. We may have some unorthodox opinions about the moon but, tell you what. Come get some snacks, make some new friends, maybe chat about the moon a bit. See what you think. We’ve got pizza.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religions in fantasy worlds: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *draws up a sacrifice circle and completely destroys the sacrifice*

Religions irl: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *has a communal barbecue*

[dangerphd]

vid id: a lil deer chowing down in the actual *yard* yard, up from the pasture. she bobs her head up from snacking a couple times as various sounds, mouth full of greens every time.

[corrodedparadox]

Pride shrimpies

Stickers

[kubo]

[thisisdogs]

whether you meet friend or foe, special technique "Biting" is sure to do the trick.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems