I Am The Clown AND The Entire Circus

Hi! My name is Sam and I've got a few things going on. I'm tray (trans gay)because life hates me.

[gaylor-moon]

[just-keep-fighting]

these send me

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[acetrainerlogan]

This is borderline pornography for me the way I want all these in my mouth and body

[dailycatsblog]

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[cameleonvermillon]

sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

[mousegirlheart]

one of these is a bnnuy and the other is a mice. dont get them confused okay?

[dogposts]

[scragon]

mesa want a sloppy toppy

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[wizardarchetypes]

had to share-screen in an academic meeting yesterday and everyone started booing me

[wizardarchetypes]

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind