Elijah Wood Protection Squad

Possum in a human suit. 29

[your-fave-hates-ai]

YOU

YOU HATE AI !!

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[louisegluckpdf]

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

[samwise-thebabe]

[chrissyjoshys]

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

[sufjansfury]

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[cocainejuul]

Anthony Bourdain, The Bone, by Melanie Dunea

[throathole]

this gif is fucking frying me

[dafterwho]

the work is mysterious and important

[beesmygod]

How can I hide my pregnancy until like 7 months in? I want to surprise my friends and loved ones

every time you walk in the room say "mmmm i just ate a whole chicken"

[roscolux]

this is like. GENUINELY the best edit i've ever seen in my life. full stop. let me reiterate: not just the best severance edit. THE best edit. the creator doesn't have a tumblr that i can find but i simply had to share.

[doodleswithangie]

seconded by Ben Stiller!

[puzzleofadownfallchild]

[z-a-d-i-e]

from @northwest-by-a-train

[solidaqo]

I Am Not Immune To Anthems For A Seventeen Year Old Girl

[beetlebugz]

if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week

[samwise-thebabe]

Motherfucker

[ddeck]

will never understand all the vocabulary struggles star wars fanfiction writers talk about. what do you mean you cant use the idiom "a dime a dozen" because they dont have dimes in star wars? put the word "space" before it. a space dime a dozen. bam. skill issue

[iliothermia]

Roman Baby Rattle || Peepy

[stanboromir]

[virtualdetectiveduck-deactivate]

Obviously not mine but also funny as hell