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Had a pal of mine draw my goblin oc! I call him.. liek
Small guys, big charmers
“Well, aren’t you a tall glass of water?”
You scanned the tavern, searching for the source of that velvety, seductive voice. A soft tap on your ankle drew your gaze downward. There,
leaning against your boot was a garden gnome wearing his most winning smirk.
It’s impossible to hit a good flow when your monster roomie sees a downward dog and immediately sprouts a massive hard-on.
Every time you find your balance, his hands are all over you, saying he can ‘help you stretch’.
Next thing you know he’s manhandling your limbs and shredding your clothes like they’re tissue paper. He spends the next few hours folding you into positions you never even learned in yoga class!—
#ThoroughlyStretched
“I need at least five more horny monster themes for today— work, damn you!”
Goblins don’t do "personal space."
They do groups,
A pile, if you will.
It’s gnawed into their culture—a heap of bodies, fur, and moss. They look at the human need for "my this" and "my that" with genuine sadness.
So, if you’re planning on dating one, say goodbye to your privacy! ,,A goblin mate will happily crash your bath or use you as a human mattress the second you lie down.
They love the tangle.
To them, if they aren’t constantly touching you, they aren’t doing their job of making sure
you feel loved.
A goblin's way of flirting consists of roasting eachother
The bigger the roast, the more sexual tension rises
Goblins speak with a hypnotic, raspy sweetness.
They are tactile creatures, prone to climbing their companions or yanking them down and leaning in until their lips brush against the reddening ear to murmur scandalous suggestions.
They know exactly how this affect humans and they lean into it.
A goblin will intentionally say the most indecent things in public just to watch the inevitable flush creep across the human's face,
a reaction they find utterly addictive.
Has anyone tried to do centipede-hybrids…?
“Aren’t you a beauty?”
You whisper in awe, watching a vibrant, red centipede wind its way across your plant. Sunlight streams through the greenhouse roof, catching on its segmented armor until it gleams. It’s striking, certainly but not nearly as eye-catching as those vivid, mint-green legs!
You reach out, hovering your gloved hand above its small frame before ghosting a finger along its back. Suddenly, the front half of its body recoils and lunges, smacking into your finger and pinching the tip of the glove.
It dangles there for a second, defiant, before you gently set it back down. “I’m sorry, little one. I couldn’t resist.” You giggle. “You really are gorgeous.”
The insect freezes. Its antennas twitch and wiggle in front of it as if it’s reaching for something— searching.
Taking a chance, you let your finger hover nearby. This time, it grabs hold, beginning a slow, determined trek up your hand.
For a long while, you simply watch. You study its rhythm, noting how it reacts to your presence.
You’ll later learn that this is a "mint-legged centipede" and that they are, in fact, quite venomous. That earlier strike was a defensive bite; since it couldn't pierce the glove, the tiny predator must have decided you were nothing more than a non-threatening, overgrown tree.
How cute
You spend the rest of the morning lost in admiration. When the sun hits its noon peak, you carefully nudge the creature onto a leaf, gather your things, and head back inside.
꩜ ꩜ ꩜
The next morning, an odd tickling sensation pulled you from sleep. You stirred, trying to shift your weight to ease the sudden itch, but it was useless. You were pinned. Thousands of mint-green legs were wrapped around your torso, pulling you tight against a massive, rugged frame—
Wait.
What the—
“Well, aren’t you a beauty this early in the morning.”
A rough accent cooed from above. Your heart hammered against your ribs. You forced your eyes open, blinking away the fog of sleep as you lifted your head. You gasped, sucking in a sharp breath.
You were face-to-face with a man— a burly one at that.
His muscular upper body seemed to meld seamlessly into a chitinous, segmented form.
His eyes remained closed, but he wore a dashing, self-assured smile beneath thick black brows. Sharp forcipules jutted from the sides of his mouth like ivory daggers, clicking here and there, and a pair of long, yellow antennas swayed atop his head, sweeping the air.
Then they dipped lower, brushing slowly against your face. They caressed your cheek with a ghostly touch—almost like a pet.
“Sorry,” he chuckled. The vibration of his voice rippled through the hundreds of legs pressed against you. “I couldn't resist. You’re very gorgeous.”
Now where have you heard those words before…?
After you freed his horn from the stubborn tree root, and endured several minutes of his ear-splitting screams, the tiny goat-man decided he was yours!
Standing only hip-high, mainly hunched over, he’s a creature easily missed. Yet, he refuses to budge. Instead, he has developed a particular fondness for the hem of your dress, munching away happily with joyous, lazy-eyed enthusiasm.
Countless attempts to drive him off have failed, and so, you’ve finally surrendered to your fate.
You’ve grown accustomed to the gentle playful thud of his horns against your leg and the sharp, sudden bleats he lets out whenever he demands your attention. You have to admit, he’s quite the cute creature when he’s not screaming bloody murder.
For a man as short as your goblin!boyfriend, he certainly possesses an impressive amount of strength in that tiny green body of his.
It takes him hardly any effort to trip and catch you in one smooth motion. He loves to simply hoist you over his shoulder when it’s time to leave a social event or gathering even if your feet and fingers nearly scrape the ground, you still find yourself enjoying being carried off in his tiny strong arms.
It's difficult to stay angry at him, too. When you refuse to look his way, he'll simply pick you up and spin you around. If all else fails, that's his cue to lead you straight to the bedroom.
And there, he definitely knows how to use his strength wisely.
You were dragged along by your family yet again to attend the monthly spectacle, the annual gladiator fights. Apparently posted for the elite, but in their oh-so-generous fashion, had decided to grace the commoners with permission to enter the arena. Open for all to see, though not without a small token fee, of course.
But the fighting itself wasn't what made this spectacle special.
No.
These were goblin gladiators.
Small, green, and utterly insane. These creatures had a notorious knack for fighting, stealing, vandalism, and generally causing havoc every time they stumbled into town. That's precisely why they were chosen. Or better wording, why they choose to fight. The ultimate prize? The best goblin becomes The
Ultimate Champion, receiving a special reward from the Grand King himself, provided they surpass a certain number of victories.
The top gladiator was
Sokuk.
He was the meanest, greenest, blood-crazed machine in the arena. His total body count spanned over fifty from the years before—a history etched in the faded scars crisscrossing his small, muscular body. He fights ruthless and nasty, but that isn’t the only terrifying thing about him.
It’s his eyes.
They glow like embers when the lights are dimmed to heighten the drama.
Right now, you watch as those eyes roam and analyze his opponent, looking for weak points to slash and jab.
A high-pitched scream bounce off the walls. The crowd groans as a wet crunching sound echoes from within his mouth. Well, there goes a leg.
Looks like Sokuk wanted to speed things along. He pinned their hands flat onto the grainy dirt with the soles of his feet, gripped the sides of their mask, and ripped the poor fools head clean off his shoulders. A collective shriek rose from the audience as he held the head high above his body, letting the blood stream down his figure.
“Brilliant!” The King roared, standing on his podium, applauding with a wide smile. “Positively bloodbashing as ever, Sokuk. You have served us so well since your first training in the arena and you have only grown stronger since!—I, my fellow people, think that calls for a celebration—a reward!” he boomed.
The crowd was silent only for a moment before erupting in cheers. Sokuk stood tall, his tail flicking back and forth in satisfaction.
“As a reward, I will offer you anything! Tell me, Sokuk, what is it you most desire?”
“A bride!” he roared.
Whispers rippled through the audience.
A bride?
Surely not.
Well, for a creature like him you can’t expect one to come willingly?
“If it is a bride you seek, then a bride you shall have!” The King slammed his cane onto the floor. “Point out this cherry lass, and she shall be yours under my command.”
“Unless she wishes to be be-headed.” He whispers.
Sokuk’s eyes slowly scanned the packed room.
The whispering grew more anxious with every passing second.
You froze as a bloody, calloused green finger suddenly pointed directly at you.
Your mother’s frantic sobs started immediately. You were grabbed and yanked from your seat. Your sisters fought desperately to hold on, but you were pried from their warm grips. You were rushed into the arena’s underground chambers— that’s where the gladiators would come to patch up or relax. the faint sounds of cheers growing distant as you were tossed onto a plush bed, the sheets ripped and teared. and locked inside, left alone to await your new life.
We always talk about the chaotic, unhinged, sex-addicted goblins, but I'm far more interested in the business!goblins. Imagine him: a dark green masterpiece in a dark, pressed suit, every inch of him pristine, from the shine on his leather shoes to the subtle gleam of his golden watch. His hair is perfectly slicked, save for a few loose strands at the edges that highlight his sharp facial features.
Bonus: if he loses all composure once he's in the sheets, turning into that sex-addicted monster everyone in the office rumors about…
I dont actually have anything to ask, I just wanted to let you know your fics are extremely good and hot!!!!
That’s so sweet! Thank you so much!!!! <333
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I can’t get over how cute but useless goblin!knots would be (with humans!)
Like, little chaotic creatures, they swarm with one single-minded impulse: to stuff your tight, pretty holes and breed you! But their knots are too small, too pathetic to hold for a human. They knot, they slip, and still, they keep going—driving deeper, desperately trying to make it stick, feeling every little pathetic knot slide in and out with every fruitless thrust.
Going to be a long breeding process… <3
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Goblins sex endurance must belong in some sort of mating ritual..
They might be small, but they have hearts and bodies that never seem to get tired. Where others rely on strength or charm, goblins prove their devotion through stamina.
Test of Endurance isn’t just part of a mating ritual! it’s a declaration. Goblins can go for hours, sometimes days, wrapped up in their partner, showing again and again that they are capable of giving endlessly. Every touch, kiss, thrust, carries a meaning: I’m still here. I still want you. I’m not done proving it.
When the test finally ends there’s a quiet satisfaction between them, a shared exhaustion. feels like victory to the goblin. Leaving their lover fulfilled is the truest form of triumph. It means they’ve not only passed the test, but strengthened the bond.
“Please my love,” you whimper, sweaty and exhausted. “We’ve already gone three rounds—“
“And I’m aiming to get to fourth,” he whispers into your ear as he grinds his cock deeper inside you. His last load spilling out with each thrust. At this rate your pussy was going to be sore by morning but knowing how long they could last he will keep you up till sunrise.
Using your goblin!girlfriend as a Fleshlight
She was so fucking small in your hands, easy to toss around and pin beneath you like she was made just for this. You shoved her down onto your cock and she whimpered, begging you to use her harder, faster—calling herself your filthy little slut, nothing but a desperate hole to be fucked whenever you wanted.
You love your green little Fleshlight! <3
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He’s right where he wants to be… his wife needed a place to rest and he happily suggested.