Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes -College AU Edition

Ever wonder what they would say in a college au? Well, you won't find it here. Submissions welcome

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Patton: I'm a sucker for trees.

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Virgil: I ain't ever seen one mentally stable bitch with a shamrock tat.

Remus, who has one: valid.

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Logan: I don’t judge you, I just tell you everything you’re doing wrong.

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Roman: You think I shower for my health? I shower for attention."

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Roman: I have many, many skills and they are all in stuff.

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Logan: I heard something about being able to problem-solve every problem ever.

Remus: I know how to hide bodies.

Logan: What?

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Janus: I can excuse murdering armies, but I draw the line at being in love.

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Roman: I got my shots, so I'm not rabid. I mean, I do bite.

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Patton: I'm not just a dork, I also bring the thug life.

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Virgil: I'm really emotionally hollow. I don't feel a lot of emotions.

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Hope you guys are enjoying your new semester! This is just your friendly mod reminder to feel free to send in your own quotes at anytime! I love getting them in! Time for some fresh ones I've collected.

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Remus: Imagine how much more bearable the black plague would have been if we had memes.

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Remus: What is the best way to gain muscle as humans? By eating other humans of course!

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Remus: Now is NOT the time to eat it is time to get in the bag and go across the bayou!!

Deceit: STOP TRYING TO PUT HIM IN A WALMART BAG!

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Patton: Fantastic! I don't see anything... I don't know what's wrong.

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Logan: Patton you’re blind. Of course you can’t see.

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Deceit: So you're saying it's cheaper to make less money than it is to go through a divorce?

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Logan: So long as you don't scroll too far in the spreadsheet, you should be fine.