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First meeting starter prompts!
👗: Your character sees mine wearing a very nice outfit and simply must compliment them on it!
👟: Our characters meet while jogging on the same trail.
👜: My character drops their bag and yours approaches them to return it.
☂: A sudden rainstorm starts up and your character is caught without an umbrella, so my character shares theirs.
🌨: Our characters get inside somewhere during a huge snowstorm, but they get snowed in together!
🍽: Our characters’ orders are mixed up at a restaurant and they’re given each other’s meals by mistake.
🍺: Our characters meet at a bar. Actually drinking any alcohol is optional.
☕️: Our characters meet at a cozy little coffeehouse.
🏆: Our characters team up to win a competition. (What it’s a competition of is up to one or both of us to decide!)
🎸: Our characters have seats right next to each other at a concert and are both super excited to be there!
🎮: Our characters are both waiting in line at the store to buy a cool new video game they’ve both been excited for.
🏘: My character moves into the house right next door to yours.
📱: My character accidentally put the wrong number into their phone and texts your character by mistake.
🎉: Our characters both attend a super fun party, but they’re both too shy to get out there and join the ruckus and just decide to talk to one another instead.
❗️Our characters accidentally bump into each other while walking down the street.
⚠️: Your character notices mine in a dangerous situation and decides to step in and try to help them out.
Reblog if you are an active Naruto RP blog
It feels like I can never manage to find other rp blogs. So reblog this and let us know you’re there! Feel free to specify what kind of blog you are (OC, AU, multimuse, etc etc)
The Kazekage’s Heir
❛❛ SANDHEIR [ . . . ] Is a CANON & DIVERGENT, HIGHLY SELECTIVE, Medium activity Roleplay blog for SABAKU NO GAARA, of [岸本 斉史] Masashi Kishimoto's series, NARUTO. Buried in sand by MERRO, 25+ ❜❜
❛❛ Between those who experience the same PAIN, there can be no HATE ❜❜
B. Dylan Hollis baking Tiktoks - #6 - sentence starters
1. “This is not how you make cookies.”
2. “No. Come on. How?! You cheated!”
3. “Here I was thinking I knew how baking worked. It’s not fair.”
4. “_____, you’re my hero.”
5. “You know, as a kid, I always loved pink - which was the first of many signs.”
6. “Do not used sweetened. You will kill somebody.”
7. “You could fire these from a mortar. Ya’ll have got me making ballistic biscuits.”
8. “Feels like brains.”
9. “This is a strange trifecta of ingredients. I’m intrigued.”
10. “You know, in a world of similar cookies, these are something quite special.”
11. “You know, in the story of my life, lard is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a nemesis.”
12. “Today we’re serving up hot beige! Come get your bowl of brown!”
13. “It’s not terrible. It’s just an unfortunate way to consume peanut butter.”
14. “Is this the magic part? Do a trick!”
15. “This is a very disturbing way to spend a day.”
16. “Just what I was feeling for lunch: carbinated orange cheese gravy.”
17. “So, first and foremost, it is disturbing. Quite. But the potential is there.”
18. “It is absurd, vulger, and without regard for culinary decorum. It’s American.”
19. “Get out of the cup. Come on. Stop being difficult.”
20. “Is my clock dead?” *crash!* “It is now.”
* soft family things
‘ i love you so, so much. ’
‘ stop putting your head down in my house. you know my rule. it’s all love and all pride in this house. ’
‘ lost things have a way of turning up. ’
‘ watch your mouth. ’
‘ not so fast. you still have some vegetables left. ’
‘ very funny. ’
‘ i think you’re due for a haircut. ’
‘ come on. bedtime. ’
‘ and when were you going to tell me? ’
‘ i’m glad you came into my life. ’
‘ you were talking in your sleep. ’
‘ come here. i’ll fix it. ’
‘ this show sucks. ’
‘ mom/dad, can we go home now? ’
‘ you forgot something. ’
‘ can we stay like this for a little while? it’s nice. ’
‘ hot chocolate helps. and good company. ’
‘ you’ll feel better once you take your medicine and have a nap. ’
‘ close your eyes. it’s a surprise. ’
‘ it’s good to have you home. ’
‘ i’m not angry with you, just disappointed. ’
‘ your shoe’s untied. ’
‘ i missed this. ’
‘ hey, hey. sit down. deep breaths. ’
‘ will you tuck me in? ’
‘ go to your room and stay there until you’ve calmed down. ’
‘ i heard crying. i got worried. ’
‘ don’t use that tone with me. ’
‘ well, i love you more. ’
‘ just focus on my voice. that’s it. you’re okay. we’re okay. ’
‘ this movie is too scary. turn it off. ’
‘ how long have you been sick? ’
‘ don’t play with your food. ’
‘ i’ll stay right here until you fall asleep. ’
‘ don’t even think about going outside without your coat. ’
‘ i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. ’
‘ you can pick the story tonight. ’
‘ everyone needs somebody. we got each other. ’
‘ you call that a hug? ’
‘ i was the same way when i was your age. ’
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" i see you still have my shirt! " the Nin said. He couldnt help but to smile at the sight of Norio wearing a shirt way too big for him.
Norio smiled up at his brother, "It helps me when you're away on missions."
The older boy smiled lightly as he bent down to Norios height while ruffling his hair.
„That bad again huh?“ he asked with a slight frown.
Norio nodded softly, "Father said it was a dangerous mission. I was worried about you and your friends big brother."
The Boy sighed. If it wasn’t for the shower he took before heading to Norio’s room he’d probably still be bloody.
He gently layed his head against Norios
„Dont worry little brother. I won’t allow anything happening to any of us.“ he softly said just enjoying being home again.
Norio frowned, "You can't promise that big brother. I may be little, but I did grow surviving on the streets here. Hiroki made sure Kinji and I knew he'd do his best to keep us safe but that sometimes things can be unpredictable. I know how risky some of your missions are big brother."
He hugged his brother tightly, "I'm just happy you came back ok."
" i see you still have my shirt! " the Nin said. He couldnt help but to smile at the sight of Norio wearing a shirt way too big for him.
Norio smiled up at his brother, "It helps me when you're away on missions."
The older boy smiled lightly as he bent down to Norios height while ruffling his hair.
„That bad again huh?“ he asked with a slight frown.
Norio nodded softly, "Father said it was a dangerous mission. I was worried about you and your friends big brother."
sentence starters inspired by bdylanhollis on tiktok
- “This recipe is making me cry, not the onions.”
- “I want to know who hurt this man.”
- “Are we sure this wasn’t written by a cat?”
- “That’s not food. This is a war crime.”
- “I ain’t plumpin’ my prunes in nothing, buy me dinner first.”
- “It looks like a failed grave robbery.”
- “How am I supposed to know how big your teacups are?”
- “Easy now, wouldn’t want to ruin a disaster.”
- “Why do dead people like dates so much?”
- “The slogan for this cookbook is ‘it’s digestible!’“
- “Here come the tears. Like my mom after a glass of wine.”
- “I didn’t know tuberculosis had a color scheme.”
- “On this episode of Dead White People.”
- “This is a misdemeanor.”
- “I think I’ve summoned something.”
- “What do you want me to do with this? Call the CDC!”
- “Add nut? How much?? I need nut instructions!”
- “It seems to have collapsed. Like the South.”
- “Are you still here? Dammit.”
- “I think this qualifies as a pre-existing condition. Unconstitutional!”
- “Alright, it finished a bit early. Like my ex.”
- “Do I call the police or a priest?”
- “I suppose it’s better than eating your offspring.”
- “Smells like Normandy.”
- “I should have gone to church.”
- “Lady, your cake has tomato soup in it, this is the LEAST of your worries!”
- “911, what’s your emergency? Yeah, that lady Carol is at the barbecue again.”
- “Sorry, I’m just trying to kill it.”
- “This is why we don’t perform lobotomies anymore.”
- “I bet this recipe is just all the wrong answers on a baking test.”
- “Not bad, dead people.”
- “It’s incredible. And I’m mad about it.”
- “Sir, your phone number is four digits.”
- “Divine is the kingdom.”
- “Well, I don’t have sorghum, because I don’t have a life expectancy of twelve.”
- “Sweetie, none of this is to my liking.”
- “Are you just making things up?! Who are you??”
- “I’ve never been particularly religious, but today might be the day.”
- “Have you lost the plot?!”
- “I feel like if I do this correctly, I’m going to invoke the spirit of Richard Nixon.”
- “This ain’t food, honey, this is a bioweapon.”
- “I am in utter fear.”
- “Tastes like an IHOP kitchen floor.”
- “Sweet, bitter, and meaty. Like my ex.”
- “I suppose any less, and it might gain consciousness.”
- “The seventies: sponsored by the color beige.”
- “Smells like a Palm Springs retirement home.”
- “Did you just kill my blender??”
- “Nothing makes sense anymore!”
- “Why are you good?? You have a bag of beans in you!!”
- “Honey, you can’t dilute a war crime.”
- “You know, it’s horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay. Like children.”
- “It tastes like it’s insulting me.”
- “This went downhill pretty quick.”
- “It’s like reading directions to Purgatory.”
- “THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON.”
- “Welcome to the world. It’s awful.”
- “I’m a fool, not an idiot.”
- “Thought this was a joke. Turns out I’m the joke.”
- “You can use a mixer, I just do this to feel something.”
- “Or what? I’m gonna ruin your disaster?”
- “Can a cake be tried for treason?”
- “Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy.”
- “What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope?”
- “What is it with dead people and their obsession with this?!”
- “If I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this?”
- “I suppose I wouldn’t mind it if I was in a coal mine. But in a coal mine I’m not.”
- “Celery’s just like your parents: dirtier than you think.”
- “What have you perfected, garbage???”
- “Which is an interesting idea, because it’s awful.”
- “Well, at least you specified the appliance, here I was gonna bake this in the dishwasher.”
“How did you even do this?”
Kinji peaked out fron behind his puppet, "do what?"
" i see you still have my shirt! " the Nin said. He couldnt help but to smile at the sight of Norio wearing a shirt way too big for him.
Norio smiled up at his brother, "It helps me when you're away on missions."
simping softness prompts.
basically i got shippy and now there's these soft little prompts for romantic, platonic, and yearning situations!! use them at your leisure!
" you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "
" you... sorry, you just got a little something on your face... here, let me get it for you. "
" hey, so... i know you haven't been feeling great, so i picked up a few of your favorite snacks, drinks... "
" you stayed? "
" well, of course i stayed. you're here, where else would i be? "
" oh! i found this in the mall, i figured it might be something you'd like! "
" hey, everything's gonna be fine. stay where you are, i'm on my way. "
" wow... you look... you look amazing. "
" we should grab some coffee together, sometime. "
" holy crap, i thought you were dead! never do that to me again! "
" i made some breakfast, if you're hungry? "
" your hands are freezing! let me warm them up... "
" i knew you wouldn't go to sleep willingly, so i brought you some chamomile tea and a blanket. twenty minutes of shut-eye, okay? "
" it's okay. i promise you, i will be here when you wake up. "
" hey! hey, hey, it's alright! it's okay, my darling/friend/love, i'm here, i've got you... "
" i'll walk you home. "
" you need a lift? "
" i... sometimes, i guess i kinda wish you could see yourself through my eyes. "
" i see you still have my shirt! "
" i got starbucks. this is your favorite, isn't it? "
" you look like you could use a hug. "
" okay, quit it with the drinks. i think that's enough, hmm? i'll cover the tab, but for now, let's get you home... "
" i'm not letting you sleep on the couch. come on. get under the blankets. "
" i mean... i-i'm cool with sharing the bed if you are. "
" you were in a really bad way, i wasn't about to abandon you. "
" hey... you've been crying. "
" don't think i won't carry you if i have to! "
" of course i noticed. i notice everything about you. "
" i knew you wouldn't bring a jacket, so i made sure to color co-ordinate with you so you could wear mine on the way home. "
" please, talk to me... it kills me seeing you like this. "
" i got a reservation at that fancy italian place you like. come on. get ready, we can get there in time if we get dressed now! "
" he/she/they were an idiot. you're amazing, and if they can't see that, that's on them. "
" i'd happily go kick their arse, but i don't think that would help you. "
" you don't owe me anything. "
" i wish i could just freeze time. let this moment be forever. "
" i got you some flowers. but, if you have allergies, i also got fake flowers! just in case. "
" you realise you don't need to ask my permission, don't you? "
" what's mine is yours. always. "
" i don't know precisely what i did to earn your presence in my life, but... i'd do it a thousand times over if i knew what it was. "
" yes, these last few years have been a living hell, but... i'd live them a thousand times over if it meant you being safe and happy. "
" i don't care about everyone else! i care about you, [NAME]!"
word prompts compilation
complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME
ADD ++ FOR REVERSE
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention
[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine
[ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket
[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.
[ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning
[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair
[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair
[ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine
[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room
[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer
[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger
[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s
[ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying
[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food
[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine
[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance
[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine
[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap
[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring
[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually
[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support
[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm
[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand
[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did
[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine
[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap
[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down
[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away
[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours
[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare
[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation
[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury
[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine
[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger
[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine
[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye
[ secrets ] my muse sharing/confiding a secret
[ bloody ] for your muse coming to my muse with blood stains
[ drunk ] your muse takes care of my very drunk muse
[ bed ] my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before
[ scream ] my muse hears your muse scream and runs to them
[ trail ] my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scars, asking them about it
[ piggyback ] my muse gives yours a piggyback ride
[ jump ] my muse holding yours up by their thighs
[ carry ] my muse carries your muse to their house
[ lighter ] my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette
[ shot ] my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses for aid
[ wound ] my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten
[ fight ] my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else
[ arrest ] your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs
[ hospital ] my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened
[ betrayal ] my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them and confronts them about it
[ nude ] my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked
[ karaoke ] for our muses to sing together
[ wet ] your muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for my muse to join them
[ crawl ] for your muse to crawl into bed with mine .
[ flower ] for your muse to offer my muse their favourite flower
[ gift ] for my muse to surprise your muse with a gift
[ homemade gift ] for my muse to make your muse a gift
[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )
[ serenade ] for my muse to sing to your muse
[ caress ] for your muse to gently run their hand down my muse’s face
[ caught ] for your muse to catch my muse wearing their shirt .
[ love letter ] for your muse to give my muse a love letter they wrote for them
[ boop ] for your muse to boop my muse on the nose
[ date ] for my muse to ask your muse to go on a date
[ confess ] for my muse to confess their feelings to your muse
[ sleepy ] for my muse to slowly fall alseep on your muse
"Big brother, what do you think we should do today? Father said we have the day off." -Norio
The nin lifted his head from the pillow and yawned. To be frankly honest he knew that he’d be off today longer than Norio did but he was simply to tired.
„I don’t know to be honest. Do you have anything in mind?“ he asked gently sitting up and looking at his younger sibling
Norio was starting to get frustrated with himself. He wanted so badly to become a great ninja like his big brother.
He kept his eyes trained to the ground as he released his sand, "I'm ok big brother. I just don't get it. Im doing everything like you told me to."
Even with his brother's encouraging words, Norio just couldn't understand why it wasn't working.
Shinki slightly shook his head at his younger brother.
„Norio.“ he said with a rather serious tone.
„I didn’t learn this in 20 minutes either. To become great you need time to learn and master things. If you rush it you’ll end up doing it wrong, or worse end up hurting yourself.“ the older said calm but serious, indicating that there was no ‚but‘s‘
„Do you want to try again?“
Norio sighed, his big brother was right.
"I think I need to take a break big brother. You're right and I should let my chakra rest."
The older Nin nodded lightly.
„Okay. Do you want to head home?“ he wasn’t quite sure what to make of Norios statement and he had the day off anyways.
Norio shook his head, leaning on his big brother.
"Could we take a break and eat?"
Shinki gently put an arm around the younger boy before nodding.
„Sure. Anything in mind?“
Norio gestured to the bag they brought with them.
"Remember, Hiroki packed us lunch."
The Boy shook his head. He clearly got something fogging his mind. He just didn’t know what. Maybe it was the overthinking of how to learn Norio this Jutsu without forcing him into it with scaring him.
„Yes you’re right. Sorry.” He said as he grabbed the lunch boxes and handing one over to Norio
Norio giggled at his big brother having forgotten Hiroki's lunches before taking his and sitting down in a nice warm spot under the sun.
"Thank you for taking time to teach me this big brother. It means so much to me that you're helping me."
The Nin gently shook his head as he ate before looking at his younger sibling.
„I'm your older brother. It’s not only my duty to do so but also the thing I enjoy most. Spending time with my family.“ he said softly
„All of you make me the proudest older brother one could be.“
Norio smiled brightly, leaning against his big brother.
"I can't wait to be a ninja just like you big brother! The academy is so boring."