[hotvampireadjacent]

[segamascott]

[king-incarnadine]

Meet me at the Event Horizon

(A Gulper Eel and a Black Hole)

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[sandshower]

Slap it

[sandshower]

being at work and being forced to act on a whim but never being allowed the grace to make mistakes is genuinely so exhausting why am I getting reprimanded for making a decision that everyone myself included) was under the impression I was ALLOWED to make despite not actually having the authority to do so and now the situation is being catastrophized in the most dramatic fashion possible

[oliviawebsite]

[velvetys]

Gap on my resume because I had to do me

[oneheadtoanother]

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

[justgaara]

Those moments when you wonder if Gaara is human, or if he’s actually made of sand…

I love the top gif ♥

[bwaah]

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

[bwaah]

situation worse

[sandshower]

I think I need to post more on here fr I missed it

Anyways I am a gay 31 year old fellow from NY, I like anime and jokes and video games and plants and men of all kinds :)

Weeeee

[oliviawebsite]

poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/

[assennayo-blog]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[sturgeonsalad]