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An Armenian girl named Vika Oganesyan audition on the Voice with the fuCK DIVA DANCE SONG FROM THE FIFTH ELEMENT AND IT IS AMAZING.

There’s also a video here of her doing it IN COSTUME.

kyool-x

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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the judge geeking out from the first few notes though

and she didn’t even need a synth like in the origional

urkraft

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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diobreado

fastphoridae

HOLY SHIT

edwardspoonhands

For people who haven’t watched The Fifth Element, this song was literally composed to be something impossible for humans to sing (it was sung by a non-human in the film.)

Also, watch The Fifth Element.

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Dear Leelah’s parents,

When Fox AND the Daily Fail have more respect for your daughter than you, you have fucked up past the help of your God.

Also fuck you.

Love from everyone.

sandvichess

that's fucked up

sandvichess

Hence, we have a double standard.

werewolfcutie

what double standard are you reffering to exactly?? (just want some clarification)

sandvichess

they both have the line "I know you want it" and one is being bombarded with hate and threats while the other one isn't at all.

toocooltobehipster

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070

Click here to watch the video

yogaboi

At first I though this was a joke

hypo-thermic

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

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Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

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This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help. One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time. No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

laraleecupcake

#standing up for male victims takes NOTHING away from female victims #this isn’t an either/or scenario #you can pursue justice for male victims and still be 100% feminist #safer world for EVERYONE

naanviolent

Fuck the people laughing in the second set. I speak from experience - nobody fucking believes you when you’re a guy who’s claiming to be the victim of abuse.

#important

Hence, we have a double standard.

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why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout

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heck you fricker

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thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18

zaof-deactivated20140807

what the fuck

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i made a nsfw blog basically i moved some stuff from here over there. i will no longer taint the minds of young children

sandvichess

What the fuck I'm 15

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*republicans control both houses in American government*

*president has virtually no way of passing laws*

*Americans get mad at Obama for not doing anything*

myfleshwounds

If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any. If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any. If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one. If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.

If you don’t like something, don’t do it.

But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.

lukej428

Short people, whenever you may feel frustrated or sad about being short, look at this picture and remember you will never have to experience the annoying tall person shower squat since 95% of showers are designed for people under 5”5, and being 6’3” has this effect