Sandy Said

My dad, Sanford AKA Sandy, is quite the funny guy. Here is a collection of his musings.

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REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

1 million notes and i’ll do it

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let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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WE ARE SO CLOSE

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Sandy in his natural habitat.

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So tumblr is for blogs?

Sandy who knows all about David Karp but nothing about what he created.

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Danielle, are you aware that Lindsey Lohan is going to rehab again? Twitter alert!

Sandy gives celebrity news real time.

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No car you get is going to be cheep unless you get a cheep car.

Sandy gives a bit of car shopping advice.

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It's a philosophical question. If somebody flashes you in the total darkness, have you been flashed? Just something for you to think about.

Sandy provides us with some late-night food for though.

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Hipsters don't wear Doc Martens.

Sandy gives fashion advice.

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Carly, do you PMS?

Sandy asks the dog a question. 

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Danielle: Daddy, do you miss Momma because she's gone?

Sandy: There's no good answer to that.

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A good friend of yours is at least an acquaintance of mine, how's that?

Sandy discusses friendship.

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Ooh, she speaks with forked tongue.

Sandy said forked with a Shakespearean twist.

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Danielle, may The Lord of the Rings win. I hope Gandalf prevails, along with the hobbits.

Sandy butchers an entire saga.

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Justin Bieber has the world’s weirdest haircut. But he’s a rock star, so what do I know?

Sandy talks about Bieber

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To me, it doesn't make sense to call a piece of furniture what used to be a country.

Sandy contemplates ottomans.

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Sandy and Cindy don’t like Mr. Carter.

Me: Did you know that Jay-Z…

Sandy: I don’t give Jay-Z any thought.

Cindy: Can we please not, Danielle? Not tonight.

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The tool has spoken.

Sandy talks about himself in the third person.

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Opportunities create opportunities which are good in any situation.

Sandy gives career advice.