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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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KIROKAZE
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sade Olutola

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@saniteaa
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like âhand wash only/tumble dry on lowâ son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
new year new me-ntal issues x
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
Thisâll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
So let me get this straight
1. Elon Musk buys Twitter
2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate
3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg
4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him
5. He gets mad and posts a video response
6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location
7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking
That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.
itâs winter time
Gojo is the type to flirt endlessly with the person he likes. All inappropriate jokes, invasion of personal space and endless insinuations about how he'd be the best damn lover you could ask for if you give him a fucking chance.
But he is Gojo Satoru. The Gojo Satoru. So you know better and guard your heart as best as you can.
It wasn't the winks and kissy faces that made you blush. It wasn't the way he would introduce you to everyone as his future wife that made your heart beat erratically either.
It wasn't the relentless flirting and sappy declarations of love that made your students extremely uncomfortable that made you do a double take at him. It wasn't his loud proclamations and flamboyant gestures like filling the school field with your favorite flowers after learning you've never received a bouquet of flowers before in your life that made your heart swell with joy.
But..
It's the way he would sit quietly with you after a tough job or when you lose another colleague, the way he would ease you into an embrace and hold you until you fall asleep in his arms. It's the way he would grab your cold hand as you stand in the rain hours after one of your beloved students had been buried 6 feet under.
Gojo would pout at you when you tell him you like him better when he's not as raucous as he usually is.
But he doesn't know that you mean you've fallen for him because of how much more loving and caring he is without even trying.
No grand stunts, no gimmicks. Just.. him.
Him and his ways that show you he'll always be there, without saying a damn thing.
little halloween illustration i did this year with papamin and the children đ
YOU SLEEP IN THE GUEST BEDROOM AFTER AN ARGUMENT â JUJUTSU KAISEN
feat : gojo satoru, itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi, geto suguru + nanami kento
ጠwarnings â the aftermath of an argument but itâs all fluff, gojo being gojo >.<
ጠnote â a lil bit of comfort for you guys with my favourite babies <3
ăťâś ・ďžGOJO SATORU
you groan when you feel yourself being shaken awake, squinting to allow your eyes to adjust to the darkness in the roomâonly to be met with a very sleepy satoru looking back at you. his crystalline eyes are a little darker underneath than usual, his hair messier from the endless tossing and turning it feels like heâs done, but his palm is still warm when it rests against your cheek. âmorning, how âbout you come back to bed, angel, yeah? sleeping so pretty without me, youâre breaking my heart here.â satoru murmurs, his voice raspy and low with sleep and you canât help but nod at his request when you feel his thumb graze along your cheek soothingly. feeling his arms wrap around you as he gathers you in his arms and guides you back to your shared bed, pressing you tightly against his chest while leaving a few soft kisses against your temple. satoruâs still gentle when he places you down, but thereâs a lazy grin on his lips when heâs climbing in next to you and wrapping his arms around your waist, his voice smooth as his lips move against the skin of your neck âi know youâre gonna say iâm annoying, but you put up with me so well, babyâand youâre kinda hot when youâre mad.â
ăťâś ・ďžITADORI YUUJI
itadori blinks at you from his place stood in the doorway of the guest bedroom, his pillow held tightly against his chest as he sniffles, tiptoeing over to your sleeping figure. thereâs a wobbly smile on his lips as he gazes down at your peacefully sleeping expression, and he doesnât hesitate to lift the blanket over you in favour of sliding in next to you. the sudden but familiar warmth causes you to shake wake when you feel his arms pull you against his chest. âyuuji?â you murmur, rubbing your eyes to look at your boyfriend and you watch him pout down at you. âi-iâm sorry, i love you so much.â yuuji breathes, his words a little broken as he exhales shakily, his cheeks still a little damp with tearsâhe hated arguing with you. but your touch alone soothes him when your hand rests against his broad chest, a comforting silence settling in the room before he speaks again, voice a little steadier this time âweâll be okay right?â he asks and you soften before you reply âalways.â
Faculty Wardrobe!
does anyone else have thoughts about gojo satoru who wants to buy you sexy lingerie for your birthday present, but doesnât know what your bra or panty size is.
the man is walking into the lingerie store with his head held up high and his cheeks tainted red. all the women, and their significant others look at him with a confused yet intrigued look. whyâs this extremely handsome man walking into the lingerie store alone?
with long confident strides, this man walks to the set aisle. his blue eyes widen behind the designer sunglasses, and it isnât the price tags that fluster himâhe could care less about the insane price tagsâwhat flusters him is the material and style of the lingerie.
he swallows, hard. he suppresses the shaking of his hand and reaches out for the dark blue lingerie before his also very blue eyes.
"excuse me sir?" a woman appears out of no where, breaking goioâs impure imagination of you in said lingerie. "is there anything i can help you with?" she asks, cocking a brow.
gojo puts the lingerie down and stammers, licking his lips for a moment before coming to his senses. "iâ yeah." he thinks hard and keeps his mind straight. "can i have this for my girl?"
"sure," she nods, taking the lingerie from his hands. "this is our limited edition, by the way. we only have two of these ever made by our famous designer.." gojo could honestly care less about what she is saying. all heâs thinking of right now is taking the sinful piece and placing it on you as soon as possible.
"yeah." he nods, already looking around for another sexy set.
"the person youâre with must be really lucky." she chuckles, still doing whatever the fuck sheâs supposed to do and looks at him. "this is one of a kind." she further adds. he nods again. "so iâll have to ask.."
"whatâs their size?"
gojo stops.
"what?"
"itâs limited edition, so thereâs no size other than this. we have to make sure itâs their size." she looks at him.
gojo halts. his whole body shuts down as he looks at it. he hadnât thought that part through. he thought that if heâd see what looks good, heâd immediately know it was made for you. but for god sake, now that heâs here, he doesnât have a single clue.
"iâ umâ" he stammers, trying to explain it. "itâsâ"
"do you not know it?" she frowns. "i mean itâs okay. youâd just have to ask her then comeâ"
"no! i know it!" he cuts her off quick, pressing his fingers to his temple. "itâsâ itâs.."
without even realizing it, gojo brings up both his hands to the air and makes an odd shape. the woman watches and eyes him oddly as he continues to further describe the shape.
"whatâre you doingâŚ?"
"iâm trying to show you." without a single ounce of shame, this man then puts his hands on the bra and feels it.
heâs trying to figure out your tit size with his hands.
"yeah, thatâs it." he nods, sure of himself. then he grabs the thong. he places it flat on his palm and sees the size before nodding once again and smiling to the woman. "mhm, thatâs the right size."
the woman stares at him, bewildered. her jaw hangs agape, throat dry as she watches gojo move around and look at her. "yeah, thatâs it. itâs her perfect size."
without even awaiting her response, he proudly takes the set from her and walks away, not even bothering to check the number tag for the size as he goes around and does the same for every piece of lingerie he encounters.
the people look at him, meanwhile he couldnât give a damn. he simply walks around, and purchases what he found with pride, leaving the store and the people in there more confused than they ever were in their lives.
and when the man gives it to you during your birthday, somehow, some fucking way, itâs actually the right fucking size. and when he knows about it, heâll smugly tell you the story about how he found out your size and youâll just be left embarrassed the next time youâre walking into that store with him.
still thinking about gege saying yuta has a white uniform bc they were given to "problem children" and it makes them easy to spot from afar kdjscnksd
like this??
this is your problem child???
I find it so funny when people act like Nanami is a paragon of responsibility and maturity with the Jujutsu kids while Gojo is just a manchild that likes to get in trouble. Because when Gojo took Yuji to watch his techniques in a "field trip", he told him not to fight, stood by his side the whole time, and protected him while explaining his lessons.
Meanwhile Nanami