Existentially Challenged

[18+ only minors DNI] 100% USDA Certified Grade-A Turian Fucker | AroAce (I think) | If you are a terf I better not see your ass around here

[leafy-yezi]

Replaying ME again, so it`s time to draw turians

[tsuchikokusha]

4 years passed

[tsuchikokusha]

4 years passed

[a-dandelions-spite]

War is your resume at a time like this we need leaders who've been through that hell.

Adrien Victus, Primarch of Palaven.

I wanted to redraw him now that I've had some practice with Turians, I'm pretty happy with it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love listening to really old music. Dude’s bragging about how long he can have sex with a full brass band behind him.

[what-even-is-thiss]

20s-60s pop music be like “I’m gonna cuck every man in town because I have a great tongue” *sick piano solo*

[sam-sometimes-wise]

People are like, "Pop culture was so innocent back then!"

meanwhile every time a refined old crooner mentions a woman's "charms" you can basically imagine that "sexyback" by Justin Timberlake just started playing in the background.

"someone to hold in my arms/and know the magic of her charms" yeah sure mister bobby darin that sounds like a wholesome retro activity

people have always been people. they've always been doing the same things.

[bettermetalgoat]

People pearl clutching over songs like WAP: ”Songs were so wholesome and clean back then. Not like NOW!”

Lucille Bogan in the 1920s about to drop the raunchiest song she can think of: “I got a song about fucking and it’s not going to beat around the bush about it. Gonna open with a line about my titties.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

You weren’t kidding

[renaissance-period-deactivated2]

I'm finally done with this Mass Effect fanart piece😚

I absolutely love Wrex so much he is one of my fave characters in the game😆

I think he would make a great uncle and grandfather😙

#masseffect #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #turian #game #fanart

[milkywayes]

The senior crew of Starfleet's most controversial starship, the USS Normandy SR-1.

blurb and crew list under the cut!

I came up with a whole backstory for this AU, but I’ll just leave you with this blurb:

After the media circus around the Cerberus trials dies down and the rogue Section 31 cell has been thoroughly dealt with, no one expects to see key witness Shepard, ex-special forces commander, ever again. Not after she publicly disavowed Starfleet, and not with half the quadrant still questioning her involvement. They especially don’t expect to see her captaining her own starship. And to hire a turian first officer only months after the Hierarchy’s sudden and inexplicable move to join the Federation? It’s like she’s begging for negative attention. The galaxy wants to know: what leverage does she hold against Starfleet brass to make them cater to her every whim? And how long until the crew cannibalizes itself under her rogue leadership?

SENIOR CREW LIST

CMDR. Shepard, Commanding Officer LT. Moreau, Helmsman

LT. CMDR.* Vakarian, XO, Chief Tactical Officer LT. ALENKO, Second Officer SPECIALIST TRAYNOR, Communications Officer

*approximate rank based on Hierarchy tier

CPTN. CHAKWAS, Chief Medical Officer CPO WILLIAMS, Chief of Security N/A [INVALID NAME], Acting Chief Engineer ENSIGN T'SONI, Science Officer

[milkywayes]

2185, in a bar on Illium. celebrating their survival.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[niuniente]

Looks Don't Really Matter Much At The Job (仕事に見た目はあんまり関係ないよねって話 ) by Takaki Tsuyoshi

[combustiblecake]

He'll make sure Shepard gets a little more time to sleep 💖

Thank you @leafy-yezi for this sweet art!

[velinxi]

“I reincarnated into the villainess” power fantasy webtoons but I make it Mel Medarda and Sevika yuri

[autumnaintautumning-deactivated]

So I have fallen more into Mass effect brainrot and decided to draw a very random.. comics page?? WIth my FemShep and Garrus being just iconic duo kn battlefield (despite Garrus being only one shooting -)

And just hello?? Garrus??

Plus Yuki or at least that is what I named my Shepard.

Might draw more of these two in future...

[beezii]

kitty & jett 💪🐱

[tuttle-did-it]

Bad news lads. Pluto just started geoblocking.

[tuttle-did-it]

For the record it still 'works' in the UK but has like 4 things and none of them are worth watching.

The bastards.

[bluerose5]

When I click on a song in the search results and the "clean" version plays rather than the explicit version:

[bluerose5]

Additionally, when a song that I grew up on has now been labeled a "tiktok song" when I search it up:

[naga-noia]

people will be BLATANTLY and VIOLENTLY transphobic against transmascs + spit the most vile intersexist/exorsexist bullshit youve ever seen in your entire life, and then still be marked green on shinigami eyes

like are you fucking kidding me. jesus christ

it doesn't even matter whether or not you think transandrophobia is "real" at this point, this is just active transphobia. Period. it doesn't matter how you spin it. you can mark people like this as green as you want, that doesn't mean I'm ever going to feel safe.

no excuse is going to convince me that any of these people (or the shinigami eyes extension itself) are "trans-friendly." active intersexism/exorsexism/transphobia (yes, even aimed at those "shitty tme tboys!") is not "trans-friendly." this isn't up for debate. stop pretending like it is. you can't pick and choose which trans people are okay to support and which ones are "acceptable targets." this is fucking nasty