WOULD YOU KINDLY

On Cohost as Sanriku

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[kinuko]

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[agnesandhilda]

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

[agnesandhilda]

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

[agnesandhilda]

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

[draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat]

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

[agnesandhilda]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Reddit comment from somethingObscur edited to read: I also choose this guy's wife. /End ID]

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[casuallyodd]

[columboscreens]

[ketrinadrawsalot]

Happy National Alligator Day!

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[hardgockcafe]

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

[radicalgraff]

Ad blocking in Melbourne

[anarchacitizen]

For educational purposes only, obviously.

[jestershark]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[redlipstickresurrected]

Vyacheslav Belov aka Вячеслав Белов aka Belov w88 (Russian, based St. Petersburg, Russia) - Прохожие (Passers-by), 2022, Paintings: Acrylic

[badpunktakes]

And dat's what punk is really all about

[apoca-lipsis]

Real photos of the event, since the original Twitter post seems been written by a bot using an AI image.

This pictures were taken by Enrico Scuro during the italian punk festival Bologna Rock in 1979.

Skiantos were considered an art, comedy and performative band and they leave the stage that night famously screaming: "You do not understand a fucking thing: this is avant-garde, you piece-of-shit audience."

What they did was conceptual and protest art, the denial of putting a show against the expectative of it. Punk was born in part as a rejection of the grandiosity of progressive rock: no 20-minute solos, no stages with pyrotechnics, no distance between the band and the listener.

But there's an irony that Skiantos pushed to the limit: as soon as punk became a spectacle, it also began to betray its own code. Counterculture and performance art.

[t34-mt]

2026 - ss14 Commission for @mothrii , featuring a character who's part arachnid and moth! Second picture is him in his working clothes

[twistcmyk]

[stivkun]

Okay, maybe that guy was a bit fishy. We need the right detective for this case.

Dedicating this to all the Columbo comments under three fish in a trench coat, he's a catfish now.