Sans Minecraft

sans minecraft

[ask-the-rpg-3]

you had one job, Chara. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN

[hermano-omoriau]

Setting sail.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Follow your dream

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:(

@soulologist 

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with great responsibility comes these fat fucking nuts

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Hey guys I made a sonic oc named Charles The Hedgehog, he’s really cool, his wife is rouge the bat, and his son is knuckles the echidna

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After 2 long years, me and Nagito Komaeda have gotten married with 2 kids. 

[twipsai]

@sans-minecraft tell me the name of god you cursed piece of shit

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M̀ͥ̔ͪ̊͜҉̥̝̦̝̦͔̞̦E̱̪̮̳̺̗͔ͧͫ̂ͤ̏̏ͤ̾ͧ̈́ͮͯ̚͜͝

[twipsai]

IM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU-

[sans-minecraft]

Ô̵̷̡̗̳̤̲͕̙͖̅͋ͫ͌̈́͊͋̽̔̚͢͟h̶̽ͧ͂ͦ͆ͬ̐̌ͥ̏̌̃҉̷͉̬̱̤̙͎̞̪͚̀ ̬̠̳̳̫̬̬̤ͭ͑̐ͨ̑̐̒͜͟b̴̷̞̜̱̪͖͇̗̱̦͇̤̙̏̑ͯ̉̏̈̑͗̅̈̐ͩͫ̅̅̂ͧ́ͅȗ̧͍͚̘̥̯͈̣͈̽̄̅ͯ̿ͪͩ̀̚͜t̢͓͈͚̰͉͍͚̅͌ͮͨ͌ͅ ̧̯̳̬͍̻͕̯͚̜̜͎̹̱̖ͨ̈́̀̓ͬ̏̃̏̇͝y̶͎͎̪̜̰̪͒̎̏͂͂ͯ̿̀͟͞ǫ̶̞͎̺̯̰͈ͣ͂̇͊̒̈̏̀͒̾̆̐ͫ́̏͟͞ų̠͉̗̱̻̹̘̘̩̟̭̌͂͐̐͌͛̂͆̓ͣ̀͂̃̓ͧ̒͝ ̢̭̲̤̫̭́ͯ͗̈́̆͒̍ͦ͒ͧ̆́̕͡s̢͔̮̯̺̤̠̦͔͙͖̻̦̱̐̃ͨ̐̂́́ͅͅh̴ͮ͂̄̐ͭͬ̎ͨ͆̋͛ͯ̇̉̽̑͑̾͏̗͔͕̟͔̘͓̪̙̫̞͠ͅo̷̵̵̦̘̰͍̤̩̲̤̖͙͓͍̭͇̱̟̜̬͛̿̔̅̑͗ͣ͟͟ȕ̖̖̻͔͔̻̮ͯ̈̄̍̽ͭͬͭͪͩ̾̋̈̿ͨ́̚͘l̷̈̿͋ͦͨ̀̾͐͘͏̘̜̭ͅḑ̷̸͉͙̫̥̞ͣ̉̓̃͗̆͐̎̑ͬ́͞ ̰̥̗̹͍̭̜̠̜̠͇̱ͧ̆̐͆ͦͨ̋̆̃ͣ͊ͭ͋̀̓́͞b̸̜̳̥͙̙̤̘͇̥̟ͥ͗̔̉̀̐͌͋ͫ͢͜͟e̴̝̦͔̰̬̦̦̣̗̪͙̜̠̹̖̞͓͙͕̊͆̊ͭͥ̈́͘͢.̡͓̩̞̩̘̜͕͍̬̲͉͙̗ͪ̂ͤ͌ͅ

[twipsai]

@sans-minecraft tell me the name of god you cursed piece of shit

[sans-minecraft]

M̀ͥ̔ͪ̊͜҉̥̝̦̝̦͔̞̦E̱̪̮̳̺̗͔ͧͫ̂ͤ̏̏ͤ̾ͧ̈́ͮͯ̚͜͝

[twipsai]

i have made the executive decision to play undertale

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[twipsai]

hello old friend

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I just got back from my sunday gig and you dare play my video game

[twipsai]

i have made the executive decision to play undertale

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if i submit sans minecraft images will you still befriend my mom

No but I will personally show up to your house and play Megalovania on a kazoo.

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A̴͖̝̼̟̔̉̽͗ͮ̌ͤ̃́̋ͫͯ̔͟͞A̢̋͌̌̿̋̒̃̏̓̿́͜͏̲̯͍̬͉͇̗͚̞͇̝̳̳̫̺̮̠̭Ḁ̧̰̖͎͚̘͕͓͓͖͗̆̒̓̀ͨ̈ͤ̀̂̃͌ͩͤͨ̚͘͡͠Ȧ̵̢̪͇͉̣̅͆ͥͣͪ͐A̷͓̲̦̖͍̪͖̬̲͎̮͎̝ͯ̎̒̆̓ͫ̈ͯ͑͊͛͊͋̇̃͠Ą̭͍͙͚͕̼ͦ̈́ͣ̆ͯ̉̌̿͂͒̍͡Ȧ̷̷̩̦͍̦͛̍ͤͨ͋̀̕A̴̹̜̞̥̩̮̯͓̞̻ͮ̀̀̚͘ͅÂ̸̵̻̗̮̩̹͔̱̊͊ͤ̌̉̅͐ͧ̍͞Ả̐ͫͪͥ̑̚͝҉͙̞͈̠͖͙̰A̷̡̼̰͈͔̞͙̼̳̝͎̙͔͈ͣ͗̔́Ā̷̛͎̹͖͍ͮͮ̑̉͌ͨ̏ͣ̄̏̿ͤ͊͐̓A̢͚͇̭̦͍̰̓̽̓̏ͪ̈́̾̕A̛̤̬̻̰͛ͪ͗ͮ͑̋̿͆ͪͤ̏̈́̕͢͜Ǎ̶̶͙̜̮͓̜̮̬͈͉͖͚͙̱̙̘͖̺ͫ͑̃͑ͮ͌̓̔̔̉̓ͮ̌͋ͧ͂̋̚͘ͅͅA̸̛̠̘̯̼̦͙̘͙͕̍ͮ̔ͪ̀ͨ̈̉̚͟ͅA̶̧̱̮̩̖̠͍͇̥͙̜̲͒̃ͨͮͬ͆͊ͪͣ̾̀͋̇ͫ̾̀́͜ͅͅÃ̩̺̮̤̪͇̫̠̜̱̻̪͍̜̥̰̖͆̌̽̒̑ͦ͂̿͘͞ͅA̢̨̬̭͖̦͗̽̍̑̔ͮ̍͋̓͒ͬͤA̶̢̓̎ͪ͐ͭ͂ͭ̍ͪ̈́̀ͧͨͥ̊̏͘͏̯͖̩̼̹̜A̳̜̖͕̰̖̻̭̠̪̝̻͇͓̠̻̐͗ͧ̂͂̐ͬ̎̋̾͌̋̔ͥ́͜Ȁ͂̐͆͑ͥ҉̸̛̲̣̺̭͔̯̦̣̱͇̱̹̞͇͙͠A̴̴̛̾̏͊̌ͣ͂̽̇͌ͯ͏̰͉͍̞̭̫̣̼A̢͔̺̪̙͎̫̙̝̤̣̠͓͇̮͚̓͌ͨ̾̎̈͋ͬ̇ͣ̃̈́̅̈̌ͧͫͨͬ̕Ȧ̈́ͧ̏ͭ̏̌ͮͯ̏͌ͮ̽̈҉̧͠͏͓̠̳͔̱͓̗̮̮̹͕̫̳̪Ą̹̮͙̗̺̃͑̓ͧͨ̑ͭͧͤ͟͝A̡̔̌͌̇̀̑̑́҉͚͔̲͓̱̭̖ͅÃ͂̃̇҉̛̩͚̻̜̀A͂ͮ̋͒ͭͧ҉̟̫̭̲͕̙͈̹Ȧ̅̅̔ͮ̔͐̚͏̴̴̢̢̙̜̰̜̜͍͇̯A̛̗̩͖̺͂̑̂͑͋̐̅ͤ̒̈̋̎ͨ̈̈́̕A̵͓̗̜̮͖̫͈̖̠̠̣͙̩̱̹̋̓̑̽̑̈́ͨͣͧͬ͊́̈̉̚̚̚͝ͅͅA̷̷̶̛ͦ͆̀͗͌̉͛̌̿̔̇̆̚͏͕͇̹͕̤̦̮͖͖̩̝̥Ȁ̴̸̡̺̭̫̝̱̜͂ͬ̏ͫ̄͂̌̓̊̃̔̒̎̓̚͠ͅĄ̛̲̦̩̙̬̟͈̺̹̲̬̜̹̠̦͈̮ͧ͋̍̎ͤ̆̆̓͋ͭ̀̏͘͘ͅÁ̸̺͕͈̥͈͍̗̜̳̱̯̝̥̊ͦͦ̓̀̆͠͠

A̴͖̝̼̟̔̉̽͗ͮ̌ͤ̃́̋ͫͯ̔͟͞A̢̋͌̌̿̋̒̃̏̓̿́͜͏̲̯͍̬͉͇̗͚̞͇̝̳̳̫̺̮̠̭Ḁ̧̰̖͎͚̘͕͓͓͖͗̆̒̓̀ͨ̈ͤ̀̂̃͌ͩͤͨ̚͘͡͠Ȧ̵̢̪͇͉̣̅͆ͥͣͪ͐A̷͓̲̦̖͍̪͖̬̲͎̮͎̝ͯ̎̒̆̓ͫ̈ͯ͑͊͛͊͋̇̃͠Ą̭͍͙͚͕̼ͦ̈́ͣ̆ͯ̉̌̿͂͒̍͡Ȧ̷̷̩̦͍̦͛̍ͤͨ͋̀̕A̴̹̜̞̥̩̮̯͓̞̻ͮ̀̀̚͘ͅÂ̸̵̻̗̮̩̹͔̱̊͊ͤ̌̉̅͐ͧ̍͞Ả̐ͫͪͥ̑̚͝҉͙̞͈̠͖͙̰A̷̡̼̰͈͔̞͙̼̳̝͎̙͔͈ͣ͗̔́Ā̷̛͎̹͖͍ͮͮ̑̉͌ͨ̏ͣ̄̏̿ͤ͊͐̓A̢͚͇̭̦͍̰̓̽̓̏ͪ̈́̾̕A̛̤̬̻̰͛ͪ͗ͮ͑̋̿͆ͪͤ̏̈́̕͢͜Ǎ̶̶͙̜̮͓̜̮̬͈͉͖͚͙̱̙̘͖̺ͫ͑̃͑ͮ͌̓̔̔̉̓ͮ̌͋ͧ͂̋̚͘ͅͅA̸̛̠̘̯̼̦͙̘͙͕̍ͮ̔ͪ̀ͨ̈̉̚͟ͅA̶̧̱̮̩̖̠͍͇̥͙̜̲͒̃ͨͮͬ͆͊ͪͣ̾̀͋̇ͫ̾̀́͜ͅͅÃ̩̺̮̤̪͇̫̠̜̱̻̪͍̜̥̰̖͆̌̽̒̑ͦ͂̿͘͞ͅA̢̨̬̭͖̦͗̽̍̑̔ͮ̍͋̓͒ͬͤA̶̢̓̎ͪ͐ͭ͂ͭ̍ͪ̈́̀ͧͨͥ̊̏͘͏̯͖̩̼̹̜A̳̜̖͕̰̖̻̭̠̪̝̻͇͓̠̻̐͗ͧ̂͂̐ͬ̎̋̾͌̋̔ͥ́͜Ȁ͂̐͆͑ͥ҉̸̛̲̣̺̭͔̯̦̣̱͇̱̹̞͇͙͠A̴̴̛̾̏͊̌ͣ͂̽̇͌ͯ͏̰͉͍̞̭̫̣̼A̢͔̺̪̙͎̫̙̝̤̣̠͓͇̮͚̓͌ͨ̾̎̈͋ͬ̇ͣ̃̈́̅̈̌ͧͫͨͬ̕Ȧ̈́ͧ̏ͭ̏̌ͮͯ̏͌ͮ̽̈҉̧͠͏͓̠̳͔̱͓̗̮̮̹͕̫̳̪Ą̹̮͙̗̺̃͑̓ͧͨ̑ͭͧͤ͟͝A̡̔̌͌̇̀̑̑́҉͚͔̲͓̱̭̖ͅÃ͂̃̇҉̛̩͚̻̜̀A͂ͮ̋͒ͭͧ҉̟̫̭̲͕̙͈̹Ȧ̅̅̔ͮ̔͐̚͏̴̴̢̢̙̜̰̜̜͍͇̯A̛̗̩͖̺͂̑̂͑͋̐̅ͤ̒̈̋̎ͨ̈̈́̕A̵͓̗̜̮͖̫͈̖̠̠̣͙̩̱̹̋̓̑̽̑̈́ͨͣͧͬ͊́̈̉̚̚̚͝ͅͅA̷̷̶̛ͦ͆̀͗͌̉͛̌̿̔̇̆̚͏͕͇̹͕̤̦̮͖͖̩̝̥Ȁ̴̸̡̺̭̫̝̱̜͂ͬ̏ͫ̄͂̌̓̊̃̔̒̎̓̚͠ͅĄ̛̲̦̩̙̬̟͈̺̹̲̬̜̹̠̦͈̮ͧ͋̍̎ͤ̆̆̓͋ͭ̀̏͘͘ͅÁ̸̺͕͈̥͈͍̗̜̳̱̯̝̥̊ͦͦ̓̀̆͠͠ @twipsai

[syrisun]

minding my own business, caving, when I suddenly encounter

the arena

[syrisun]

FUCK, IM SHUT IN

[syrisun]

FUCK

[sans-minecraft]

You should’ve been prepared

[mooshroombo]

You're talking to the fool who made sans-minecraft a tumblr blog you think I fear any god or punishment

wait.

THAT WAS YOU

[sans-minecraft]

Don’t listen to him, I am the real sans minecraft on my own.

[sans-minecraft]

minecraft but every sound effect is a sans "eh"

*writes that down on the: things that should already be youtube videos board*

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We don’t speak of aus here