i won't quit and i won't die

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[mister-unconventional]

Hey guys! Reblog/like if you’d like to mess with Manny Calavera from Grim Fandango, a sarcastic grim reaper with a heart of gold in the land of the dead whose job is to sell you travel packages to improve your four year journey of the soul! …you know, if you’re dead, anyway. You do not have to actually be dead to talk to him. He doesn’t quite have his job back yet anyway.

He is canon divergent, having instead chosen to stay in the eighth underworld after the whole plot rather than move on into the land of eternal rest.

Feel free to say hi, if you pop by!

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[pickyourbones]

i’ve come back to announce my boyfriend thought rupaul was a politician 

[sans-nyan]

[sans-nyan]

eternal-matriarch replied to your post: what is an asshole but another form of edible...

((I spat my drink out laughing))

{AHSRSLDHRSLKDGHSHDLG GOOD I DO MY BEST}

[extremelycursedimages]

[sans-nyan]

what is an asshole but another form of edible donut

[sans-nyan]

me, an idiot, living on the surface, sleeping by windows, watching a video that’s going “don’t look outside” “face away from the windows” “don’t look at the moon” “don’t look at the mirror”

[sans-nyan]

im an idiot who scared the shit out of himself watching nightmare expo videos and watched one at night about how the moon is scary and going to kill us all. i spread out a 30 minute video over like two hours because i was afraid of watching it and now its 11pm and i am fucking terrified and a goddamn fool

[sans-nyan]

SLAPS DOWN A POST. WE DEM BOYS

[pickyourbones]

we them boys!

[sans-nyan]

bloodredandblack:

callin’ out @sans-nyan fer bein’ a fuckin’ cute sweetheart. cheered me up a ton.

like, i don’t call ya tortsie roll fer no reason.

OH... IM GLAD!! ITS NOT A PROBLEM

[sans-nyan]

because i got superior taste but i think half the time i’m just really suspicious of food and have to wait for the stars to align with my tastes or whatever.

i don’t have superior taste i’m just. really fucking picky. and a lot more high maintenance than i probably let on.

[sans-nyan]

my theory on that quiz is that i think it’s more asking “do you have expensive tastes”

do i have expensive tastes? fuck yeah i do.

do i have SUPERIOR taste? ...not really, no.

it was definitely made by someone who’s rich that’s all i’m saying.

[sans-nyan]

bones’s dad is super fuckable and that’s the truth.

[sans-nyan]

mellowmelancholia replied to your post: btw i’m sure i still have like, some really...

only like one

thank god. i’m going to just pretend i don’t see it. i don’t wanna be faced with that and Remember Anything

[sans-nyan]

btw i’m sure i still have like, some really melodramatic posts on my first page, and i’m so sorry. i’ve just been in a really weird way and atm i’m too embarrassed to go back and like... delete that.

[tombone-jack]

I didn’t have a lot of time for fun stuff today, but have a quickie buff Papyrus!