Sans the Comedian

Sans Ask/Joke Blog. Might occasionally rp platonic fluff or in-game content. No shipping/romance please. Rated E for Everyone so no inappropriate stuff. This goof is just here to tell bad jokes. LGBTQ+ friendly. All asks will be answered in character. Keep things clean and light-hearted and everyone will have a not bad time.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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my physics teacher loves april fools day

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how much does the aurora borealis weigh

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it's pretty light

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sans undertale plays fetch with annoying dog (heartwarming) ((not clickbait))

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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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Can’t favorite comments so this works too

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I had to stop my origami classes.

There was just too much paperwork.

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Chapter 5 spoiler

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My friend is an expert in making clown shoes.

It’s no small feat.

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