We’re both auditioning for the same part and I kinda hope you get it.
You’re the star of the show and I’m just ensemble, there’s no way you’d ever notice me, right?
I make the costumes and you keep bringing yours back for adjustments- how many times can someone ‘accidentally’ rip a seam?
You need an accompanist and I just so happen to play the piano.
*OR* You need an accompanist and I lied and told you I did so now I have to learn those pieces real quick.
I know we’re both acting but wow, this on-stage chemistry is really convincing.
I walked past an open window and heard someone singing, now I can’t get that voice out of my head.
I have to learn to dance for this play, and you have three weeks to teach me.
I think we should rehearse scene 4 a little more. Oh, is that the one where our characters kiss? I didn’t realize.
I’m the director and you repeatedly show up late with starbucks.
I use improv class as an excuse to flirt with you.
I work the night shift at this diner with you to pay my way through drama school, could you test me on my lines while we work?
I do ballet and you do modern, the studio’s been double-booked so we have to share it.
Please stop practicing your solo song when I’m trying to sleep.
It’s the day before opening night and I’ve lost my voice, you have to nurse this melodramatic ailing actor back to health.
I have a key to the theatre, and sometimes I go there when I need to think. Apparently so do you.
I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you.
*OR* I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you. Again.
My new roommate is a tap-dancer/opera singer.
You’re the demanding star and I’m your personal assistant.
We both dream of performing on the stage but we’re selling ice-creams in the interval instead.
We’re broke aspiring actors sharing a tiny apartment in the city.
We went to drama school together, four years later only one of us is famous.