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micdotcom

mrajtheartist

justjavis

I’ve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary

missboston1399

👀<=== Rollin em

complexguysweetheart

okay but why has no one mentioned that in Disney World, there’s the Hall of Presidents, where every president gets an animatronic of themselves and whoever the current president is gets their own time to say the oath and give a little speech

so imagine if trump was to be president

do you want trump in Disney World forever? do you want a horrifically lifelike cheeto-colored animatronic to speak at you and your children in trump’s exact voice for 4 years AT LEAST? and even after that he’ll be in there forever, you can’t exactly remove a president from the hall of presidents

keep trump out of Disney 2k16

roslips

This is the whitest post I’ve ever seen

joelasad

cleanhippies

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

mr-robert-gray-deactivated20180

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

princessoffloral-deactivated201

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

myechi

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

supershybutpushingthroughit

arisell-i

its moments like this when i remember why im on this website

popularculturevulture

sridevi

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

badsciencejokes

When someone insults your main area of study

otterysaintcatchpole

Who was the Potter cat?

So we all know the Potters had a cat, right?

All we have per descriptions of this cat is that 1. It was enough of a Potter to make the list when they went into hiding and 2. Harry scared it with his new broom he got from Sirius.

There is further no mention of said cat.

On the other hand, don’t we know another, really old, beaten down, ugly, sad, sad cat?

A cat that befriended Sirius Black and seemed to KNOW Peter Pettigrew’s smell, hold a grudge against him, even?

Part-kneazle, so it has a remarkable ability for finding things that are shiny and that it has a connection to, like, say, a family member.

A cat that knows it’s way around Hogwarts, around the Whomping Willow, almost like it had been there before with another owner.

A cat that absolutely REFUSED to let Hermione leave that shop without him after seeing a certain rat, was CRAZED, almost.

We have no mention of this cat/kneazle’s age, except that it had been in the shop for a while and no one had wanted it. Magical creatures live a long time. Cats live a long time. It’s within reason that this cat could be 30, even 40 years old.

It makes too much sense.

The Potter cat is Crookshanks.

oneofthosecrazycatladies

This is by far one of my favorite HP headcanon and no one can convince me that this isn’t real.

lupus-stella

Fucking this right here!

everythingbutlarry-deactivated2

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

tsarcasm-deactivated20180922

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

airframeextender

this is the best post on this website

the-future-now-deactivated20170

Watch: Can video games be a spiritual experience?

Follow @the-future-now

danlacek-deactivated20201213

My favorite video game story ever

tastefullyoffensive

knob

Kesha making her live comeback at Coachella with Zedd, performing True Colors. She changed the lyric from “we’ve escaped our capture, but we have our masters,” to “we’ve escaped our capture, and I have no master”

crumpleduppaperplanes

STOP what you’re doing and watch this. This is the voice That scum doctor luke has kept in a cage. This is the righteous anger of a woman wronged. This is the passion of a Phoenix “with no master”