[cosantiago]

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

[sensitiveaangel]

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

[angelicguy]

[churlishopossum]

Marnie called my Bloody Mary gross vegetable alcohol and Alisha turned 25 ☀️

[effin-nietzsche]

That’s because it IS gross vegetable alcohol

[agirlnamedally]

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

[afairfight]

Jonathan in Queer Eye: S1E5

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

[qoa]

[effin-nietzsche]

it me

[takeddd]

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[gaticosycosicas]

Unmute

[dragonkin-drake]

This cured my anxiety and depression

[keiralesbian-deactivated2018030]

all these women were gay

[cat-memes-only]

[24ozsteak]

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

[24ozsteak]

[honey-sunny-bee]

[femmeslash]

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

[femmeslash]

the void is loud and wants chicken

[sarahseeandersen]

[helloitsbees]

I can’t stand people who say stuff along the lines of “lol history professors have the most boring job in the world”

like. buddy. have you ever met a history professor??? i’ve witnessed roughly five (5) separate debates that ended in full-on, hoarse-voiced shouting matches and at least one (1) fistfight

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

All historians are just angry, salty, bitter people who hate people long dead and fight about headcanons.

[kindflayer]

@brokenclara

[brokenclara]

❤

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Historians are condemned to a life of horrors because they look at what people do and are like ‘oh god oh my goood gOd wHY sToP the last time someone did that it ended in 275 years of war and two million and a half dead people and also Poland stopped existing for a while jesus fucking christ dooon’t do thaaat’

Basically being a historian means wanting to bang your head against the nearest wall and yelling at the news on tv 70% of the time and staring into an imaginary camera like you’re in The Office for the other 30% because the thing went exactly like you had foreseen because it had already happened in 1756 but no one listened to you

[dracota]

The best description of my favorite history teacher.

[systlin]

If anyone is wondering why I am the way I am, just know that I love history and kEEP WATCHING DIPWADS REPEAT IT

[summerwaves-autumnskies]

@effin-nietzsche

[heckifiknowcomics]

[heckifiknowcomics]