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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@santiagocommajake
Text || Natalie
Nat: idk what you mean, that show changed a nation.
Nat: It definitely put Kitson on the map.
Nat: Yes!
Jake: I feel like nobody but you believes that. All I remember of that show is them fucking up the sign for the restaurant they worked at.
Jake: I shouldn't remember that.
Jake: I'm not a puppy, I'm not cute. I'm a fucking badass.
Real Madrid vs Sevilla, UEFA Super Cup - 12.08.2014
Cristiano Ronaldo goals: 30’ + 49’
Text || Natalie
Nat: Since you're over here buying me DVD sets, that should be your next present to me.
Nat: I like cute, it suites you.
Jake: I bet the Simple Life is under $10 because of how bad it was
Jake: Seriously?
Just wait until you’re the drunk one and I’m the sober one. Then we’ll see who’s judging who and how fun it’ll be.
If you didn't judge me, I'd judge you.
I was going to. But then I figured you couldn’t handle it.
I can handle anything, fruit loop dingus.
You’re gonna fail, Alistar. [x]
You did not just call me that.
So what are you going to do instead?
Sleep the day away.
Yeah, maybe I do.
Maybe?
Text || Natalie
Nat: I used to live off of the Simple Life
Nat: Kah-yute
Jake: I used to watch that show just for shits and giggles
Jake: Nah, not cute. Devilishly handsome.
Apparently people don't like being told you think they're exaggerating.
You’re ridiculously bossy, Santiago. Wouldn’t I know if it’s broken? I’m an inch taller so it’s not like you can drag me to the infirmary. But since you’d worry otherwise, I’ll go I guess. But only because you’re going to be glaring at me the entire time until I do go.
My ego is not blown up. If anything, it hasn’t been stroked enough. I’m already getting jokes for my face. What, are you not into sappy things, Jacob? Are you breaking out in hives? Pretty much. I see devil’s horns and a demon’s tail though.
It's one of my best traits. You just said you didn't know if your nose was broken or not. Which means you don't know if it's actually broken. It's probably not since you'd feel it if she actually broke it. I'm glad you know how it's going to go down, now let's go.
I think your ego has been stroked too much, nobody ever thinks their ego is too much. No, I'm not into sappy things at all. I'm sweating profusely and breaking out into serious hives here. Devil's horns and a demon's tail? Please, I sit on the throne in hell.
Text || Natalie
Nat: I feel like Paris Hilton, she has like multiples of everything
Nat: That's the cutest thing I've ever heard.
Jake: Does she? I barely used to pay attention to Paris Hilton.
Jake: Oh god no. Don't call me cute.
Text || Natalie
Nat: It's okay! this is way more convenient.
Nat: you seemed really happy.
Jake: Now you've just got two sets. Damn my good samaritan ways.
Jake: Oh, well I used to watch it with my mom so yeah.
Text || Natalie
Nat: It beats waiting for the pack I ordered on amazon.
Nat: It means that much to you?
Jake: You ordered it on Amazon? Fuck my life.
Jake: What?
Text || Natalie
Nat: Jake, I can't believe you did that for me
Nat: You really are amazing.
Jake: There's the million dollar words.
Jake: I saw them when I went off campus and thought I had to get it. So I'm just gonna drop it off to you.
"My body is my journal, it reminds me who I am and where I came from. They’re a reminder [the tattoos] that every year I will shed in one way or another, always ready for new growth, shed, growth. I show my conection to the natural world, unnaturally inked. I thrive off contradiction, enabling me to not take myself too seriously."
Text || Natalie
Nat: well if I repeat that, then its just generic.
Jake: Trust me, I don't mind hearing those words come from you
Text || Natalie
Nat: omg
Jake: I was so hoping for an "omg Jake you're so amazing"
