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this one is Chaos in a abundantly foreign Bundel of Grammarmistakes! i will supply foxes when asked, dont ask where i get them From Just be Happy. Autocorrect is actively Plotting my demise.

[nature-nerd-sarah]

Irish-American-Chan is in heaven. She met this nice metal mister who is happy to listen to her explain Ulysses.

Pjackk is in hell. This little Boston girl won't shut up about some dumb book he never read.

[dogpuppy]

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[homunculus-argument]

Humans are one of the best vocal mimics on the planet, and second-best of all simians, coming second only to hobbits. One of those little shits can perfectly mimic the sound of your fridge having a spontaneous catastrophic breakdown, and no amount of close personal inspection will fully reassure you that it isn't actually broken. And then you get back to the living room and that fur-footed little cunt is sitting right there on your couch, in your spot.

[trytocallmecal]

are we talking, like, tolkien hobbits, or is there a noise-mimicing mammalian species called hobbit that i've been unaware of? /gen

[homunculus-argument]

Tolkien hobbits.

One of the books has a scene where the party is around elves who have personally been tormented by Gollum. Either Merri or Pippin, I can't remember which, decides to spook them by making a Gollum Noise at them. They are successfully spooked. At the time of this scene, the only hobbit that has ever encountered Gollum in living memory is Bilbo. So the only reason why they would know what Gollum sounds like is through Bilbo telling stories of his adventures.

So either Merri or Pippin (can't recall which one) could mimic the sounds Gollum makes from doing an impression of Bilbo doing an impression of what Gollum sounds like, accurately enough to startle elves who have personally dealt with Gollum before. So either

A: Hobbits are just naturally so absurdly good vocal mimics that a hobbit impression of a hobbit impression of a specific sound is indistinguishable from the real thing

Or

B: Hobbits have some kind of natural vocalisations that could not be mistaken for anything else. Elves that have only ever in their lives heard one hobbit barking could hear that sound again and immediately be on guard of where the hell is that thing now

[homunculus-argument]

A child's bedroom furnished entirely with those aesthetic beige instagram mom sad beige wooden toys for sad beige organic children, including a little ball pit in all the shades of brown, white, grey, beige and greige, but the owner doesn't have kids. It's all for the cats.

"They can't tell because they're colourblind", the owner explains, "and also very dumb."

[el-rombo]

Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that

[demilypyro]

why he hold his paper all conical like that

[demilypyro]

this guy holds paper like my brother holds pizza

[demilypyro]

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[aflo]

Blocked by mr and mrs freaky deaky doo... becomes old and withers away

[xadeone]

Toby Fox this last newsletter

Overdone meme i know but he keeps doing it man

Referring to this part specifically:

[ethanslife1o1]

I'm not really into politics, especially not British politics, but the Clacton by-election is happening in two days, and I'm definitely watching it.

[otowonder]

My knowledge was called upon

[clacy2812]

Someone pointed out her nails were short when she's with her girls soooo

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Transfem peter parker

[catraposting]

This...?

(found it here, no idea who the artist is)

[clacy2812]

Lemme see your face - Part 3/3

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Honestly I shouldve seen this coming looking at the votes but there will be extra content! Theyre in the making :>

[wannawrite999]

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.