Damian: I got 5 cats and named them after all of you.
Steph: AWH! That’s kinda cute!
Damian: The dumb one is Brown.
Steph: I will kill you.
Damian: The fat one is Todd.
Jason: I’m not FAT???
Damian: The most beautiful and calm one is Cassandra.
Cass: Thank you, Damian.
Steph: I thought you’d be on my side.
Cass: No.
Steph: …
Damian: The one with the strongest personality is Richard.
Jason: So you are just calling him a bitch but in different words, okay, I got it.
Dick: At least I’m not fucking fat.
Jason: Never looked at a mirror then?
Dick: You fu-
Tim: Wait what about me??
Damian: To be honest I left the last cat at a shelter.
Tim: ……
Damian: It felt like a pretty accurate thing to do, considering your childhood.
Jason: I’m actually glad about being fat now.
















