too many thoughts head full

hans, 25, apathetic asshole and overall train wreck. any pronouns

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

[lunyselene]

i had a terrible dream where I was making pasta at a friend's house and I kept adding more salt bc there was so much pasta but then I'd taste it and it just wasn't. Salty. and I was so stressed out about how much salt I was adding to the pot

[lunyselene]

this is what it was like

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[frankiecorleone]

Hate when the cd drive pushes a disc back out like a kegel

[frankiecorleone]

Be a good girl and take it

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

[fucking-hilariuslyfunny]

Why would you do that to your dog!?!?

[avvocarlo]

it's ugly

[sapphic-shitshow]

not me getting notes on a danganronpa post i made literally 10 years ago...

[cuteness--overload]

[orange-catsidy]

[heresylog]

*accidentally converts all the men and women I date*

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

to mp3???

[swarnpert]

fucking the apartment guide website and they roll over and ask me this

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

[weirdlandtv]

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by Anericn cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

[neil-gaiman]

I do not understand why Flapper Fanny has turned into a Lovecraftian Elder God in the Sugar Daddy cartoon.

[dykegonzo]

[acientvegtable]

[jaythenugget]

in some distant universe my dragon age lavellan and astarion are kissing on the lips

[squidmayo]

giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main