Nerdland

21, Accounting Major

[everythingisproblematicin]

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

[randomslasher]

I want everyone to outlive Donald Trump. ((And bisexuals are awesome and valid))

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

[markv5]

Когда твой друг идиот

[nugundam]

[memecage]

New semester

[mooglemain]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[bloomflowersbloom]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

So what’s the sexiest new cryptocurrency?

[cephalophor]

Love

[baelonthebrave]

when you fail a level 20 times and the loading screen is like “remember you can always change the difficulty setting in the options menu!! :))”

[porcelaincloud]

My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..

[memewhore]

[mmpowerrangers]

This is more impressive. 😏

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

she’s so beautiful

[venusianphase]

who

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

me bitch

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“This is our child. He does not bork but he is handsome and strong.” (via carrotsoup)