Crashes Through The Window

Call me M/Mari She/Her • 30 y/o • PFP by @mushtoons

[sapphiretanto]

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You bash any TMNT era (especially 2012)

You can’t be respectful of people enjoying fanon material over the canon material of Batman. Politely letting someone know what canonically happened is fine. Ranting about a particular fanon material is fine. Bashing someone/people or telling them they’re stupid and harassing them via tags you don’t like/disagree with is not ok. There are communities or people with like-minded opinions you can bond with. As long as no one is causing actual harm, let people do their own thing.

CURRENT INTERESTS

Batman. Mainly more on the fandom side of things. However, I am familiar with a bit of the various canonical material. Current favorite character is Jason Todd/Red Hood.

TMNT. I’m not as active in the fandom at the moment, but still enjoy it. Favorite Era: 2012; Favorite Character: Leonardo (Leo)

Critical assessment of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. I won’t really post about this. But if you want to rant about it or something to me in DMs or send me an ask about it, feel free!

Lord of the Rings. My favorite movie trilogy of all time. Not as obsessed with it now, but I will happily talk about it.

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[ananayellow]

I saw somebody saying that Marinette is a family-friendly yandere and,,,,It’s totally right

[sapphiretanto]

I love these! I especially like the top one as it is kind of the colors of when someone is conversing with the holder of the butterfly miraculous. And Marinette’s eyes being green like Adrien’s, but with a blue tint to it!

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As for her making that face, there’s a couple of moments throughout where kind of pulls an expression similar to it. Please note I haven’t seen the season 6 episode mentioned below, so I don’t really understand what’s going on in that scene.

⬆️ This is from Season 1,episode Copycat. Adrien found his phone after it had been missing for a while. He said he looked there a bunch of times. Nino suggested he take a break and they go watch the movies. Alya interjected and asked if she and Marinette could tag along. Both agreed, much to Marinette’s delight.

What happened to Adrien’s phone? Marinette accidentally left an embarrassing voicemail, confessing her love. Using her knowledge of his schedule, she was able to sneak to his locker. Tikki opened it for her and she stole the phone as she ran out of time. She eventually got it deleted and slipped it into his backpack when he and no one else was looking. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

⬆️ These are from Season 6, episode El Toro De Piedra. Here’s the transcript. She makes that face when Adrien mentions nothing is probably in that box except for his old socks.

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Too good to not pass up this opportunity:

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I think one of the most savage clap back lines I can recall from a movie that I watched in my childhood had to come from the movie Bratz.

[Context: Chloe, Jade, Sasha, and Yasmin were all close friends, but have grown apart because of being in different areas of high school and life in general. At one point a massive food fight breaks out and all four girls end up serving detention as the cause of the food fight was pinned on them. It started as an accident and quickly escalated. And shortly into their detention they start arguing]

Sasha: (to Jade) I didn’t stop talking to you! You stopped talking to me!

Chloe: What are you taking about, Sasha?! At least we don’t buy our friends with our daddy’s bank accounts!

Sasha: Only because you don’t have a dad, or a bank account!

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I would be okay if Talia Al Ghul stepped on me

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Lmaooo, WFA making another version of the dress debacle.

I will say it’s teal and it’s got more of a blueish hue to it than green.

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Instagram gave me a reminder and now I’m in tears.

Liam Payne, you would have been (and should have been) 32 today. I hope you’re able to see all the birthday messages and wishes people are leaving you.

Rest easy.

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

This image has so much meme potential.

Jason: Oh god, I have a baby brother now, Bruce, I said I wanted a sister...

Jason: OH GOD, He look so gay. I'm not homophobic, I've kissed so many guys, but why does my new brother look gayer than Nightwing!?

Jason: WHY DOES HE GET PANTS!? I DIDN'T GET PANTS! FAVORITISM!!!

Jason: What even is that fit??!!

Jason: I'M A TERRIBLE BROTHER!!!

Jason, sobbing: He so uglyyyyyyy—

Jason: . . . IS THAT OUR F3-$+$&ING NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR!?!?

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It really does…and I wish I could come up with something funny

…but all I can think of is various lyrics from Spinel singing “Drift Away” (except change it from “her” to “he”).

“And still it takes you ages to see that no one’s there, see that no one’s there. Everyone’s gone on without you”

“Finally something. Finally news about how the story ends. He doesn’t exist now. Survived by his son.. and all of his brand…new…friends.

Isn’t that lovely?

And isn’t that cool?

And isn’t that cruel? And aren’t I a fool…”

[gothamite-rambler]

Cheetahs meow like cats, I'm not kidding... So here's Jason Todd and Damian finding that out

Batman forcibly dragged Red Hood away as he tried to pet the meowing cheetah. The cheetahs meowed trying to sound threatening, but that failed as Red Hood and Robin tried to sneak into the habitat to pet them.

Red Hood (reaching out to the cute, but dangerous cheetah): NOOOOO! Let me pet them! They're squeaky!

Batman (scolding dad voice): They're also dangerous animals! These aren't house cats!

Red Hood broke away and attempted to run back to the cheetah sanctuary. Batman managed to grab him again and dragged him away while Robin!Damian attempted to sneak over to the cheetahs as well.

Red Hood: They're big cats and friend shaped!

Batman: STOP IT! Friend shaped is not a thing! You are embarrassing me!

Red Hood (whining): This is so unfair! I knew you didn't love me.

Batman: For the hundredth time this year, protecting your impulsive ass means I do! Robin, don't think about petting the cheetah either!

Robin (pouting): Dang it. Grandfather might let me pet one.

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Jason and Damian are so bitter about this. Unbelievable that Bruce won’t let them pet the dangerous “cats.” …Then Jason has an idea and tells Damian who readily agrees and they smile evilly.

*Next Week*

Batman: *flirting with Catwoman who is flirting back* So, any thoughts on being rehabilitate? I still have that collar.

Catwoman: *smirking* Oh, but you know how cruel it is to declaw cats. Still… depending on how expensive that collar is…

Batman: *about to run a hand through her hair*

Red Hood: *appearing out of nowhere and smacks Batman’s hand away* What do you think you’re doing!?

Catwoman: *confused*

Batman: *about ready to treat Red Hood’s helmet like a piñata* Excuse me?!

Robin: *materializing from the shadows* Honestly, father. I did not think your memory would fail you so easily. Perhaps you are becoming senile. Just last week, you refused to let Hood and I pet dangerous cats.

Red Hood: *pointing* She has a whip on her. That is an extremely dangerous weapon.

Robin: As our father and mentor, I believe it is your duty to lead by example. You would not want to make a hypocrite of yourself by petting a dangerous cat after instructing us not to do so last week, would you?

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I love that I deleted my Twitter/X account because I wasn’t using it anymore and it was just more or less becoming a headache and chill out on here more… only to see screenshots of TA spouting absolute buffoonery and fighting with people on the site.

I would say something about what absolute bullshit he’s saying, but it’s a very delicate and tricky topic if you don’t handle it carefully (like TA handled it! :D). Anyway, I wanna give Chloe a hug.

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If he wasn't dealing with his acne problem and self hatred in that episode I think he would've found it even a little funny

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He was trying so hard to be offended but had to respect the creativity.

This episode was great (and quite gross) but I still have some favorite parts from it.

The three of them trying to cook breakfast and failing miserably. “Orange juice coming up!” (Proceeds to get it everywhere but the cups and somehow getting Donnie in the eyes); “Donnie! I told you scrambled”

Donnie trying to provide information, but not helping Mikey calm down any.

Leonardo “Mother-Hen” Hamato. “Mikey! Come on! It’s not as bad as you think. And Raph PROMISES not to make fun of you!”

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ok no actually the funniest way Talia should be shamed for having a one night stand with Jason during his league days is if Damian finds out and refuses to stop referring to Jason as ‘step-father’.

Damian: i request more training with step-father to improve my blade wielding abilities.

Jason, looking up and blinking: wait is that me?

Jason:

Jason: cool.

Jason, turning to Talia: i don’t mind training my step-son.

Talia:

Talia: he isn’t your step-son.

Damian: yes i am.

Talia: Damian, no. he can’t be your father. he’s seventeen.

Damian: oh and that’s an issue is it?

Talia:

Damian:

Jason: *grinning in delight at the family drama*

-later, upon Damian’s arrival in Gotham-

Bruce: and these are your brothers,

Damian: ah yes, i am aware of them.

Damian, nodding at the batkids: Grayson, Drake,

Damian, turning to Jason: step-father,

Jason, solemnly: step-son. good to see you again.

Bruce, having a heart attack: imsorryexcusemewhatnow-?

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I can see Damian using this when he and Bruce are fighting and/or to get on Bruce’s nerves.

After Patrol One Night and Damian was a little too rough on some thug

Bruce, lecturing and angry: Damian, how many times must we go over this?! That was too violent! You could have seriously hurt him! What if—

Damian, mad and cutting Bruce off mid rant: Yeah, well my step-father lets me be extra violent and doesn’t care if I am! I’m staying with him for the next few days!!

Bruce: *speechless*

[papayafromtv]

why does everything have to be depression. you’re tired ‘it’s depression’, you lack motivation to do things you enjoy doing ‘it’s depression’, you want to self isolate and ignore friends ‘it’s depression’ like why can’t it be a parasite. why can’t i be of a naturally concerning nature. why can’t i simply be fucked in the head. bewitched. cursed. sick of your bullshit. but no it’s fucking depression again

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TikTok - Make Your Day

Minus the ADHD part of this, I often love playing the “wtf is wrong with my head” on the daily. Why the fuck is depression at the damn root of it all. Fucking hell.

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

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Honestly, I still ship them, just not as hard core as I used to.

[disastertwins9000]

request for @sapphiretanto for YJ Jason and Damian

i. love. them. so. much.

my catatonic jaybin fr

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AMSKDLSKALSNSJFKSLS!!!!

I love it so much!!!! 😍😍😍

You captured catatonic Jason’s eyes perfectly! I’m glad we chatted about his eyes— he’s very head empty. No thoughts. Also this child is adorable.

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It’s so nice to post some tmnt 2012 stuff again and see my moots interact. Hope y’all have been doing well! ❤️🤗

Also to anyone else interacting, I hope y’all are doing well too!! ☺️

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More Post Season 5 2012 Leo Having No Filter

*At Murakami’s Restaurant*

Donnie: *grumbling and turns to Leo* Ugh. You know later, we’re going to have to take one of those forced happiness family photos that come in the restaurant’s tacky frame?

Leo: *scowling* Why are you so fucking negative all the time?

Karai and Raph: *snorting as they try to hide their smiles by looking down at their food*

Mikey: *outright laughing*

Donnie: *taken aback* I, uh— I don’t kn— uh, what?