hey. are you asleep?

Deep in the Bucky Barnes brainrot. Strong feelings about the Oxford comma. 18+. @PaintedDoe on AO3. Always love asks, though I may take a little while to respond.

[boyd-stevens]

[anastoza]

I’ve been crazy busy with work lately, but I finally finished this little comic inspired by the amazing fic Kaleidoscope, which found a warm place in my little heart. (And it has a fully finished sequel now!! Go, read it and send author all the love!)

I haven’t spent this much time on a personal project in a while — it’s been a really nice change of pace Hoping for more me-time soon, but for now, I’ll just chill for a while

[cyberdelph]

by milesperhour

[calisverse]

𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒 as 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 / 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 as 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐒 / 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑

Captain America: The Winter Soldier I'm with you 'till the end of the line parallel.

[yawchannel]

The Apprentice has returned to iTunes US Movie Rentals Charts, currently at 19th. 📰 iTopChart

[t0ym4ch1n3]

Thunderbolts* Malcolm in the Middle au

Hal: Alexei

Lois: Bucky

Francis: John

Reese: Ava

Malcolm: Yelena

Dewey: Bob

[starrlova]

on a cruise rn so here are my “thunderbolts go to the beach” headcanons

Bucky stays under the umbrella and reads a book

John is actively drowning

Ava is the one holding John’s head underwater (affectionately)

Alexei wears the smallest speedo he can find. The entire team is scarred for life

Bob gets a third degree sunburn even though he puts on sunscreen every thirty minutes

Yelena brings a cooler of beers and pb&j’s. She also crushes the team in beach volleyball

[mediacircuspod]

The thunderbolts are so so dear to me because that’s a family, okay? It’s one movie and I KNOW they love each other already!!! Like, objectively unlikable people LOVE EACH OTHER ALREADY???

It’s literally so good. Bob nearly kills them all and Yelena is mean to everyone because she’s scared, and minutes later they’re all like, “Time to go into the void for them.”

Alexei is crazy and they’re all exasperated by his antics and they STILL pose for the wheaties box because ITS IMPORTANT TO HIM!!!

Ava pretends that the things she does for them mean nothing and they trust her implicitly by the end to have their back.

Bucky, the most competent among them gets his arm torn off and they work together to get him AND his arm to safety!

JOHN SUCKS!!!! HE SUCKS AND THEY LOVE HIM ANYWAY!!!!

The thunderbolts make me so so happy I’m so crazy about this family, I won’t shut up about it.

[trainer-from-unova]

[plasmas-arcade]

if the thunderbolts were a band:

Bucky: Lead Guitarist

Yelena: Lead Vocals

Alexei: Drums & Occasional Vocals

John: Backing Guitar & Backing Vocals

Bob: Keyboard

Ava: Bass

[aleatoryw]

You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

Are ya getting that money?

I've never even heard of this song 😔

I'm familiar with this song, but definitely don't know all the words

I know this song pretty well, but I'm not confident I won't fumble a word or two

I'm getting that money 😎

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[byjove]

How old was the oldest standing building you’ve been inside?

Constructed in the 1900s

Constructed in the 1800s

Constructed in the 1700s

Constructed in the 1600s

Constructed in the 1500s

Constructed between 1000 and 1500

Constructed between 500 CE and 1000 CE

Constructed between 0 CE and 500 CE

More than 2,025 years old

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[ryttu3k]

For those trying to work it out, Wikipedia has a list!

[rolandtowen]

Spent my afternoon making the apple upside-down cake recipe from @painted-doe 's fic The Barnes Files and oh my God you guys this shit is so good

I didn't even have cloves but still!!! incredible!!!

[painted-doe]

MY HEART IS SO FULL! I can’t believe this! I think this counts as fan art? Better yet, I think you invented a new genre: fan FOOD! Seriously, I teared up when I saw this. I can’t believe how beautiful this is. Thank you so much for tagging me!

And on Mother’s Day when I was thinking of my amazing grandmother, too. She would be so proud of you — you did a beautiful job with arranging those apples!!

[painted-doe]

A tiny teaser of what I’m working on:

[stealingpotatoes]

making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

[painted-doe]

Can we go back to the porn bots? I'll happily take someone's filtered ass in my inbox over this constant scammy "I'm a desperate mother from Gaza and your money will save my injured children's lives" bullshit.

[poetry-in-translation]

Gotta love how the Thunderbolts* literally found their new family in a big ass dumpster.