An Exhibitionist Couple

18+ only! We are a 30 and 31 year old couple that loves chatting and showing off. We are into lots of stuff, ask us. Be interesting, not rude. We show anything, just ask. You’d have better luck sending a meme that lands in one of our hobbies, than starting sexually. But no joke, ask to see cock or pussy, we have plenty to share! 18+ only!

[0nly-an-illusi0n]

[memesandlaughs]

[everythingstarstuff]

[2-fast-2-curious]

[soulbrotherv2]

A lesson in how to gird your loins.

via The Art of Manliness

[rekirobin]

I saw a ball gown version of this somewhere but I don’t know where

[sartorialadventure]

omg i googled it and…

YES.

[thegreenpea]

Nobody reblogging this is cishet I guarantee it

[dkpsyhog]

Now this is badass

[monchursouls]

Instant badass mode! For anyone who wears a dress, robe, or long garment. Want to try it? Go for it!

[a-path-by-the-moon]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[doublesecret]

The glance.

[roxydolly]

henry cavil is one of the hottest guys ever and he plays warhammer, what’s not to love?

[kinkypolycuddlers]

A gentle reminder to...

PUT 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 DANG 👏🏻 AGE 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 BIO.

If you're uncomfortable with putting your exact age, put a range!

I don't follow blogs that don't have an age indication.

~Molly

[kinkypolycuddlers]

I declare that you legally can't reblog/fav this if you don't have YOUR OWN DANG AGE IN YOUR BIO.

[omghotmemes]

Werewolf transformation

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[noknightinarmor]

the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look

[naughtypiggy]

@petermorwood

[petermorwood]

Socks with sandals? Yup, completely accurate; archaeologists found evidence of it being done in Northern Britannia (shreds of fabric mixed up with the leatherwork of discarded caligae (military sandals). In addition, one of the Vindolanda Tablets (”postcards” written on thin wood) mentions that a care package sent by his family to a soldier serving on the Wall included socks, sandals and underpants.

Art suggests that the Ancient Greeks were less concerned about underpants, but then they weren’t standing guard on the damp and chilly edge of Empire. The “almost-out” part of wearing a chlamys didn’t seem a great cause for concern, and though art is probably more idealised than reality, Greek culture certainly considered that If the gods gave someone a good body there was nothing wrong about showing it off. What WAS wrong was to dishonour the gift by letting it go to seed and gave extra emphasis to “religiously hitting the gym”.

Since gym(nasium) comes from gymnos - γυμνός, “naked” - and working-out was done in the buff, there was no hiding a lack of reps under baggy sweats.

To evade the stupid porn-not-art bots, I’m not posting full-frontal examples of what happened to a chlamys when the wearer moved - there are plenty if you Google, and this would be typical if complete…

…but the ones I’ve included give a good idea of how much it covered or didn’t.

Figures wearing a chlamys often also wear boots and a broad-brimmed hat called a petasos, sometimes pushed back to give a halo effect. This seems to be visual shorthand for someone on a journey; Odysseus certainly qualifies.

Behind him on the right is Hermes; a hat, chlamys, short chiton (tunic), trademark winged heels / boots and caduceus snake-staff or herald’’s wand are his typical attributes-in-art. (Side note: the double-snake staff isn’t medical, despite appearing on US badges; an Asklepios medical rod has just one snake.)

Sometimes his Roman representations are a bit more, uh, cheeky.

The chlamys looks like something developed by a culture which wore towels at the shoulder rather than round the waist, then decided “bodies are nothing to be ashamed of and we have a hot climate, so why not outdoors as well…”

Oddly enough the Aztecs had a cape or mantle called a tilmàtli which was secured at one shoulder in almost exactly the same way…

…but that’s another post…

[soras-majestic-butt]

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

[aphony-cree]

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

[stamtnek]

this actually makes me very relieved

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[dreddash]

I love this shit so much lmao

[bnmxfld]

“How wonderful it is to be silent with someone.”

— Kurt Tucholsky

[omghotmemes]

Let that sink in. Business sign in Oakland

[just-lewds]

[depsidase]

[nerdybreeding]

Hehe yay giggles

[snowfallandfrostywishes]

someone: it’s the last month of summer. we better enjoy it while we can and wear summer clothes and participate in summer activities–

me: