«Sam?» : an anthology
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Sade Olutola
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Love Begins
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Jules of Nature
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.

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«Sam?» : an anthology
itās back
will this never get explained to me???
what is happening
Explanation:
They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.
In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I canāt remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ācause he likes Tauriel.
Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.
https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA
WAIT, THIS WASNāT A FUNNY EDIT?!
Trying to get back into shape
Listen I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that if you can even begin to do this, you aren't out of shape š
The shape I want to be in is Eldrith Forest Prince
Youāre already eldrith forest king shape
THEN I HAVE TO GO BEYOND
HOW IS THAT BRANCH SUPPORTING YOUR WEIGHT?! IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD SNAP WITH ANYTHING MORE THAN A CHILD
The trees are my friends and friends support each other
Tree Support S
the funniest things to me is literally when I think about the fact that a large chunk of the internet from Tumblr knows me as the forest man from Tumblr and then the other half only knows me as Gabe the game designer and cosplayer.
You are a druid, game designer and dimension jumper. I must ask are you mortal?
War at the watering hole.
It me
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Geese can be the meanest! I do love the elephant kicks!Ā
Tear that goose up sis!
Get em baby!
Geese really just square up with anyone
I like big boys
itty bitty boys
Mississippi boys
inner city boys
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like a big beard,Ā
I like a clean face
I donāt discriminate, come and get a taste
From the playboysĀ
to the gay boys
Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys
Interior design.
only reason I want a gf is so I can call her from Victoria's secret and ask "ayy what size pussy you wear? "
i curse you with terminal no gf disorder
OUGH
you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog
like this:
not a furry:
furry:
finished toadbert's halloween costume
little wizard
Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan
(*“°̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ļ¹Ā°Ģ„̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ )äŗŗ(“°̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ϰ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ļ½) sooooo cuteeeeeee
Schools: donāt teach those skills anymore
Stuff: is made to not be repairable
Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury
Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of peopleās whole day and weekends
Wages: have stagnated so that everyone has to work full time
āNewsā media: Your dad is better at DIY than you, ya dick!
lets not forget:
Your parents: have never actually taught you any of those things either
I have found the greatest video ever.
Ah yes, the clownfucking season is nearly upon us.