Last Half Translation of Naruto Shinden
Translated by my lovely roommate from a Chinese translation! She knows nothing about Naruto so it was really awesome of her to do this. These are the last pages left by the users on Weibo.
Also, I can confirm that the other translations going around about Sasuke with Sarada are accurate.
Kakashi: We haven’t met in a long time. Shouldn’t you give me a high five?
Sasuke: There’s no need.
Sasuke ignores Kakashi’s high five and was ready to leave, but Kakashi grabs his shoulder.
Sasuke: What, is there anything else?
Kakashi: Just hold on for a bit. Is this about you traveling alone? Have you talked to someone about this?
Sasuke: I have talked to someone about this.
Kakashi: With who?
Sasuke looks at Kakashi silently without any expression.
Sasuke: With Aoda (the name here is in Chinese and my roommate doesn’t watch Naruto so we are just guessing because it refers to a summon)
Kakashi: …That’s a snake.
Sasuke: Well, he told me happily that his great-grandson is now longer than him.
Kakashi: Oh, really. /sarcasm
Kakashi: Think about it more… has there anyone who has taught you anything before?
Sasuke: Itachi and that idiot. (My roommate says this is a bad translation on the part of the person who posted it)
Kakashi: Oh? Okay, who else?
Sasuke: My father taught me Katon.
Kakashi: Okay, okay, who else?
Sasuke: I guess Orochimaru.
Kakashi: Him?
Sasuke: Though I guess rather than saying he taught me, I stole from him.
Kakashi: What about Chidori? Hello? Don’t you remember Chidori?
Sasuke: Well, since you aren’t married, I’ve never thought about talking to you about anything.
Kakashi: It is true that I don’t understand how hard it is to be a parent, but I have this.
Kakashi pulls out a book.
Sasuke: This is… Icha Icha Paradise…
Kakashi: This is my most treasured book. To me, it is the guidebook for life.
Sasuke: Lame.
Kakashi gets really emotional and rebuts:
Kakashi: It’s not lame. If you want to break the ice with your daughter, you need this, Icha Icha Paradise.
Sasuke: This kind of book?
Kakashi: Yes. Let me give you the secrets of Icha Icha Paradise. #1 is….
Sasuke leaves Kakashi and returns to his previous spot. He looks for Sarada in the crowd.
Sarada: Oh there you are!
Sarada squeezes through the crowd and goes to Sasuke.
Sarada: Oh my god, can you just not disappear like that? You aren’t a kid anymore.
Sarada sighs with her hands on her hips.
Sarada: Well, I guess it was also my fault that I walked away without a word.
Sarada sees that her dad doesn’t react.
Sarada: Dad?
Hearing “dad” gets his attention.
Sasuke looks into her eyes while he remembers what Kakashi says.
Sasuke flashing back to his convo with Kakashi
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Kakashi: If you want to break the ice between two people, the most important thing is what you call them. You need to have an intimate pet name, for example “-chan.” For example, between oniisan and oniichan, of course oniichan is more intimate. Have you ever called anyone “-chan” before? Like Sakura? No right? Well, at this point you don’t have to change how you call Sakura. Anyway, you can start to use cute pet names. For example, you call Naruto idiot (usuratonkachi), which is intimate. Hey, why are you looking at me with disgust? Anyway, just try that with your daughter.
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Sasuke: Little peanut
Sarada: ……..Huh?
Sasuke: You are my kawaii peanut.
Sarada: What (the fuck)?
Kawaii peanut is a line from Icha Icha Paradise, but Sarada doesn’t know that.
Sarada: I’m not a peanut…
Because Sasuke just stole the line from the book, he’s not sure how to react to Sarada nor does he really understand what the pet name means. While Sasuke is wasting time trying to think of the plan B Kakashi taught him…
Sarada: By the way…
Sarada is reminded of something and becomes even more disturbed.
Sarada: What (the fuck) is small peanut? Dad, you haven’t even said my name once today. Could it be that you not only forgot where home is, but also your daughter’s name?
Sasuke: What are you talking about Sarada?
Sarada: Oh – I guess you remember.
Sasuke walks towards Sarada.
Sasuke: …..
Sasuke takes off his jacket and puts it around her shoulders.
Sarada: ….. What? I’m not cold.
Sasuke: Hang onto it.
Not knowing what her dad means, Sarada scrunches her eyebrow.
And this is what Kakashi learned from Icha Icha Paradise: that the guy puts his jacket around the girl, and the girl will definitely go doki doki (will be moved).
The crowd watches the scene.
Passerby 1: Oh my god, this is so cute
Passerby 2: Yeah, it’s like how you see what dad is wearing and you want to wear it too.
Passerby 3: But, the sizing isn’t right… right?
Hearing the crowd, Sasuke looks down at his daughter. Sarada glances down at herself. Fat sleeves, crumpled shoulders, jacket as tall as she is – it is not her size at all.
Sarada: ……
Without saying anything Sarada takes off the jacket and tosses it back to Sasuke. Sasuke, without resisting, catches the jacket. Sarada walks towards the crowd. Before she is engulfed by the crowd, she says.
Sarada: Today, Papa is really annoying.
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