The Lost Twin

My name is Sarah Hayes and I would absolutely LOVE to know you better, so if you want-- drop me a message.

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[sarahahayes]

"The cat is looking at me funny."

“Cali or Lily?”Sarah peered over from the oven after she placed a cake on the rack inside.“I doubt either of them would be looking at you funny for no reason though, they both love you.”She turned around then, deciding to lean against the counter with a soft smile,“Maybe you smell like fish, Aurelio.”

[sarahahayes]

Drink Me

Sarah giggled, face flush as she shifted on her seat. This obviously was something that she wasn’t used to doing. Mostly because she never did it before. Though she felt warm and fuzzy, it wasn’t the warmth she was used to when she was with Aurelio. His warmth was calming, protective, alluring even. The warmth she had now was nothing but blurry. It made her head spin, her mind not her own, her reflexes and actions uncontrollable, and she didn’t like it very much. She doesn’t remember how many drinks she has downed; she doesn’t even remember where she was. The one thing she did remember was who she was with, and she only giggled more when she thought of him, of his arm pulling her closer as her body tried to get up and dance, of the overwhelming love that suddenly came over her as she was encouraged to take another drink. She was absolutely giddy and she couldn’t help but to laugh as she tried to get up and was once again pulled back down by Aurelio, and so she shifted to turn towards him, her movements a bit sloppy, and her words slurred from the alcohol. “You know—yur rweally handshum—“Aurelio laughed, cutting her off with a hush dearest, a grin on his lips, and she wondered in her drunken haze how this man could be completely unaffected, even though in the back of her head she knew the answer to that question. At a sudden impulse, she had kissed him hard and Aurelio kissed back for a moment before breaking it off and laughing—and then she was laughing too and couldn’t stop. She was laughing and laughing, and then strong arms were lifting her up and she laughed harder, squirming in his arms to no avail. “I think it might be time to go home, Sarah, dearest.”The amusement was obvious is his voice as his partner struggled to free herself in his arms, though he wasn’t planning on letting go anytime soon, lest she hurt herself or run off in her drunken state. “Aur-relioooooooooooooooooo!!”Sarah’s voice came out as a slurred whine as she protested, a hiccup in between his name, and Aurelio could barely hold in his laughter.“Honestly Sarah, 8 ,for you, I could understand, but 5? That would barely get Lorey tipsy.”She laughed again, trying to roll in her partner’s arms, and the man smiled down at her. “Cute.”

[sarahahayes]

Fingers, Thigh

Sarah smiled, kissing Lorena’s cheek as she was touched. “Thank you, Lorena, it means a lot coming from you.”

[sarahahayes]

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]

"Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"

"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."

"I feel like I'm going to puke."

"Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"

"You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."

"I AM NOT CRAZY!"

"Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."

"Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"

"I forgot where I parked my car."

"I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."

"It's only a slice of pie."

"I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"

"The cat is looking at me funny."

"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."

"Care to join me?"

"I would rather not eat dinner alone."

"Did you remember to lock the door?"

"How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"

"I don't feel pretty enough for him."

"You can do anything you set your mind to."

"People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."

"People are stupid today."

"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"

"You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."

"Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."

"I'm tired of fighting."

"I think you need help."

"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."

"What is it like being you?"

[rpmemes-gallery]

Invade my inbox. Flirt with my muse.

[rpmemes-gallery]

My muse was just in a car accident, and they have to be rushed to the hospital. Your muse is their emergency contact, and you get a call in the middle of the night. What is your response when you show up?

[rpmemes-gallery]

Send me "It's freezing!" and my muse will decide how to warm your muse up.

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Send me "OBJECT" and my muse will tell you one item you left behind at their house.

[sarahahayes]

Pregnancy Starters

"S/he started kicking last week."

"I'm not ready to be a parent."

"I just feel like my feet have fallen off. I can't see them!"

"Are you sure we can do this? Have this baby?"

"I don't care what we have as long as it's healthy."

"I'm pregnant, and I... I don't know who the father is."

"Stop trying to convince me to give it up! I want this child."

"Come here. S/he just kicked."

"It's okay. You can feel it."

"But do you know what this means? Our whole lives are going to change for this baby."

"Do you really think I can do this on my own? Be a single parent?"

"I don't want to know the sex."

"You got me pregnant."

"Are you ready to start a family?"

"This is what happens when the condom breaks."

"You have to help me. I can't do this on my own."

"It's a girl/boy."

"I've never wanted anything more than this. I want to be a parent."

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Invade my inbox. Talk dirty to my muse. Make him/her squirm.

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;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters

❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞

❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞

❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞

❝ He has no pulse! ❞

❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?

❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞

❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞

❝ I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞

❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞

❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞

❝ I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞

❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞

❝ You had sex. How was it? ❞

❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞

❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞

❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞

❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞

❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞

❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞

❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞

❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞

❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞

❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞

❝ I lost my shoe! ❞

❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞

❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞

❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞

❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞

❝ Glad you’re back. ❞

❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞

❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞

❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞

❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞

❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞

❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞

❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞

❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞

❝ When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞

❝ If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞

❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞

❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞

❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞

❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞

❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞

❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞

❝ You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞

❝ I was staring at Simba. ❞

❝ You gave me syphilis! ❞

❝ This is why I keep you around. ❞

❝ So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞

❝ I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞

❝ He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞

❝ Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞

❝ I think I like this rules thing. ❞

❝ You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞

❝ You’re my person. ❞

❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞

❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞

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Gilmore Girls Starters

Did you do something slutty? 

People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.

Nice stripper name.

I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it’s only 10! How nice!

This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.

This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.

To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.

You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look.

I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.

I never thought a man would ever even want me.

I’m looking up “aneurysm” in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.

I don’t think you’re taking me seriously.

I just don’t want to do or say anything else that’s gonna be remotely moronic.

I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.

Are you in any way malnourished, or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?

Not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.

This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!

I can’t imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment.

I’m not avoiding anything. I’m going to find coffee.

No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.

You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.

We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.

If you say there’s no reason for the mood, then there’s no reason for the mood. You’re simply nuts.

Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.

Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?

So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on! 

[sarahahayes]

Cheek, Waist, Over the heart, wrist, feet

Sarah giggled as she was touched and kissed Aurelio in return with a soft smile on her face.“I love you too, Rel, don’t forget that.”

[sarahahayes]

[text] Are you safe?

>Perfectly. ..Why? Did something happen?

[sarahahayes]

♪ ((imeanwhat))

Sarah was worried. Worried enough to not be able to sleep. Sometimes it was better— though this was one of the worst while Aurelio had been gone so long. It just made her so antsy and restless. Though she didn’t know what to do about it, so she went to Alma, and she had calmly reassured her as she whined to the nephilym over missing him— pining and worrying over a demon who’s obviously going to come back."Why am I so worried though— I can’t sleep, I feel like something’s wrong, and I can’t do anything—”"Shh, it’s okay, he’s okay, you’re thinking too much— come here."The woman did as she was told quietly as she was drawn into Alma’s arms into a hug and she sighed and then they were sitting down and Alma’s voice soothed her as she sang. She didn’t quiet understand them— but the words enveloped her in calmness, reassurance, and she couldn’t help but to close her eyes.When she opened them next, however, it was morning, and Aurelio was relaxing next to her, stroking her hair, with a calm smile. She merely snuggled into him, thanking Ally in her mind, and fell back asleep as his arms wrapped around her.