I fell in love with an Angel.

Hello. A pleasure to meet you-- my name is Doctor Nathan Clarence Rockwell and I see dead people. No, really, I do autopsies on murder victims for my coworkers. Anyways-- drop a message if you need me. ................................ OPEN-RP .................................... M!A: Accepting!

[doctor-rockwell]

No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.

“Well, I’m not going to doubt you there, but I don’t have a screwdiver jammed in the side of my head.”Nathan paused for a moment, making a decision on his words carefully.“What I do have, however, is a baby pulling on my ear and not letting go. Please take him.”

[doctor-rockwell]

I can’t imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment.

Nathan smiled at the comment, his heart going out to the angel as she spoke. Though, he flashed her a weak smile, squeezing her hand tight in an effort to comfort himself.“You haven’t met my parents. They are beyond disappointed, I bet.”

[doctor-rockwell]

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]

"Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"

"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."

"I feel like I'm going to puke."

"Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"

"You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."

"I AM NOT CRAZY!"

"Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."

"Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"

"I forgot where I parked my car."

"I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."

"It's only a slice of pie."

"I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"

"The cat is looking at me funny."

"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."

"Care to join me?"

"I would rather not eat dinner alone."

"Did you remember to lock the door?"

"How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"

"I don't feel pretty enough for him."

"You can do anything you set your mind to."

"People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."

"People are stupid today."

"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"

"You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."

"Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."

"I'm tired of fighting."

"I think you need help."

"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."

"What is it like being you?"

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Gilmore Girls Starters

Did you do something slutty? 

People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.

Nice stripper name.

I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it’s only 10! How nice!

This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.

This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.

To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.

You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look.

I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.

I never thought a man would ever even want me.

I’m looking up “aneurysm” in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.

I don’t think you’re taking me seriously.

I just don’t want to do or say anything else that’s gonna be remotely moronic.

I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.

Are you in any way malnourished, or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?

Not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.

This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!

I can’t imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment.

I’m not avoiding anything. I’m going to find coffee.

No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.

You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.

We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.

If you say there’s no reason for the mood, then there’s no reason for the mood. You’re simply nuts.

Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.

Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?

So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on! 

[askboxmemethings]

Send a "✯”and I’ll randomly generate a number 1-20. My muse will react to your muse...

Use this website to generate a number between 1-20. Do not look ahead of time! Some are NSFW!

Keep reading

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;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters

❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞

❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞

❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞

❝ He has no pulse! ❞

❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?

❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞

❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞

❝ I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞

❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞

❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞

❝ I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞

❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞

❝ You had sex. How was it? ❞

❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞

❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞

❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞

❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞

❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞

❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞

❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞

❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞

❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞

❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞

❝ I lost my shoe! ❞

❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞

❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞

❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞

❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞

❝ Glad you’re back. ❞

❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞

❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞

❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞

❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞

❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞

❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞

❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞

❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞

❝ When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞

❝ If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞

❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞

❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞

❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞

❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞

❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞

❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞

❝ You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞

❝ I was staring at Simba. ❞

❝ You gave me syphilis! ❞

❝ This is why I keep you around. ❞

❝ So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞

❝ I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞

❝ He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞

❝ Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞

❝ I think I like this rules thing. ❞

❝ You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞

❝ You’re my person. ❞

❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞

❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞

[rpmemes-gallery]

Invade my inbox. Talk dirty to my muse. Make him/her squirm.

[doctor-rockwell]

Pregnancy Starters

"S/he started kicking last week."

"I'm not ready to be a parent."

"I just feel like my feet have fallen off. I can't see them!"

"Are you sure we can do this? Have this baby?"

"I don't care what we have as long as it's healthy."

"I'm pregnant, and I... I don't know who the father is."

"Stop trying to convince me to give it up! I want this child."

"Come here. S/he just kicked."

"It's okay. You can feel it."

"But do you know what this means? Our whole lives are going to change for this baby."

"Do you really think I can do this on my own? Be a single parent?"

"I don't want to know the sex."

"You got me pregnant."

"Are you ready to start a family?"

"This is what happens when the condom breaks."

"You have to help me. I can't do this on my own."

"It's a girl/boy."

"I've never wanted anything more than this. I want to be a parent."

[rpmemes-gallery]

Send me "OBJECT" and my muse will tell you one item you left behind at their house.

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Send me "It's freezing!" and my muse will decide how to warm your muse up.

[rpmemes-gallery]

My muse was just in a car accident, and they have to be rushed to the hospital. Your muse is their emergency contact, and you get a call in the middle of the night. What is your response when you show up?

[rpmemes-gallery]

Invade my inbox. Flirt with my muse.

[doctor-rockwell]

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]

"Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"

"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."

"I feel like I'm going to puke."

"Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"

"You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."

"I AM NOT CRAZY!"

"Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."

"Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"

"I forgot where I parked my car."

"I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."

"It's only a slice of pie."

"I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"

"The cat is looking at me funny."

"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."

"Care to join me?"

"I would rather not eat dinner alone."

"Did you remember to lock the door?"

"How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"

"I don't feel pretty enough for him."

"You can do anything you set your mind to."

"People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."

"People are stupid today."

"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"

"You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."

"Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."

"I'm tired of fighting."

"I think you need help."

"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."

"What is it like being you?"

[doctor-rockwell]

♥♥

8. A slap in the face

Nathan watched Alma pace for the longest time— back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. Her motions were nearly making him sick, and as much as he didn’t want to admit it, he was already in a sour mood. He wasn’t thinking, wasn’t holding himself back like he normally would have. The man caught himself moving when he didn’t think he was and eventually he was standing in front of the nephilym with an annoyed look taking over his face without his consent. Eventually his hand had moved before he had a chance to stop it— and slapped her across her face."For Heaven’s sake, Alma, get a hold of yourself!"

[doctor-rockwell]

Alma walked up behind the man and her hands drifted lazily over his shoulders, peering quietly at the reports he was writing. At the words, however, her lips curled up in a small smile, and she decided to mimic the man's speech. "Now now, cowboy, that simply ain't true." After she laughed, softly, she just kissed the top of his head however, not really caring if he falsified reports or not. "Just don't get caught, honey."

Nathan sighed as Alma’s hands moved over his shoulders and he hummed at her comment."Some things that are unbelievable are simply supposed to be made to seem true, sugar."He continued writing then, finishing the autopsy report with his signature and a sigh as he closed the folder."Aw, angel, not getting caught ruins all of the fun."It was a joke as he stood, kissing Ally’s nose with a grin.

[doctor-rockwell]

"They were there when I woke up this morning."

"Were they?"Nathan stared curiously, checking over the bruises around the connections of her prosthetics and her thighs."—Do they hurt or does it feel like the connections are too tight?"He was genuinely trying to help, trying to find the right problem to help fix it.

[doctor-rockwell]

"I never knew daylight could be so violent."

Nathan hummed, raising an eyebrow."That’s why I generally carry these around."The man grinned, handing Lorena a bottle of sunscreen and sunglasses."Extremely helpful in daylight, yaknow."