Oh Captain, my Captain

[cyanblur]

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

[whatwouldelizabethbennetdo]

I cannot bear to think that he is alive in the world and thinking ill of me…

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[humble-army-wife]

This is exactly what snapchat was created for

[phobias]

"how are you single?"

[jessirose02-blog]

I present to you, Bucky Barnes wearing a Hitler t shirt.

[petropascal]

[birdsy-purplefishes]

That’s the best use of this reaction image I think I’ll ever see.

[maria-chistyakova]

[barbaragordamn-deactivated20161]

Says the guy from Ohio

[betterhimymendings]

His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.

[jimkirks]

[sea-sic]

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

[disneyladiesfromlastnight]

[punacceptable]

*grabs my own ass* nice

[hautedeath]

[cigarettestobreathe-deactivated]

once again he is 100% correct

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

Russel Brand knows what’s up

[amyontheoffbeat]

99% of being a musical theatre fan is singing duets by yourself

[halpertjames-deactivated2016100]

[bellsqueen]

"Wanna go home and see what’s on Netflix?" is totally code for "Wanna go home and make out?"

[hannibb]

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

[fandomrunoff]

[positivestress]

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

[fortheloveofneps]

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING???? THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

[abbythenormalone]

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

[katiebishop]

[alwayssthehourss]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

[katiebishop]

RUSSELL HOWARD

[hey-bitch-jerk-assbutt]

Russell Howard is a national treasure.

[makototachibanacchi-blog]

If you don’t love Russell Howard then you don’t have a sense of humour