An American Dreamer

Hi, I'm Sarah :) I'm a 30 year old Gryffindor, this is a confused Harry Potter Blog so you have been warned

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[ruinedchildhood]

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

[sarahelmtrix]

I could live with the evil side of me.

[sarahelmtrix]

white women: omg i read an article that men hate high waisted skirts so i wore 17 pairs on top of eacha other to school because fuck the patriarchy and my principal told me to take it off because it was a hindrance so i spit acid into his eyes. ANY WOMAN SHOULD WEAR WHATEVER SHE WANTS. #feminism

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black women: i can't go shopping without dressing like i'm going on an interview. i have to prove with my clothing choice that i have money to the store clerks because if i go out in sweatpants and a t-shirt they'll accuse me of stealing and perform embarrassing and degrading searches on me in front of everyone. white women may be free to wear whatever they want, but i am not.

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[dextersdaughter-deactivated2016]

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

[ivywalled]

I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day

[igglooaustralia]

Thank Yeezus

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Top 10 favorite F.R.I.E.N.D.S episodes

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This is even funnier and more epic when you realize he has no idea what’s behind him.

[slaymeayme]

The new Jurassic World movie is looking good guys!

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[dairyqueenofficial]

*parents still arent home 5 minutes after they said theyd be home* i must adjust to my orphan life

[amestrisans]

one time my parents left me home alone when I was sleeping and when I woke up the power was out so the phones or anything wasn’t working and I immediately assumed that somehow everyone on earth except for me had vanished so I panicked and baked 42 cookies

[dairyqueenofficial]

its true

[sarahelmtrix]

family member: what are you doing with your life?

me: it's a surprise