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Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

j-abby

Ahumm… I have a problem.

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Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

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myshipssank

i resent being able to understand this post

salt-pepper-shakers

Cher, everybody.

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the weekend is so close i can almost reach out and grab it. #mermay #arieldoodle

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take chances with people. if you want to get closer to them, make sure they know you want to spend time with them. go to have coffee with them, text them first, make them feel loved, tell them little things that you love about them. most people find it hard to make the first move, both in friendships and romantic relationships, so a lot of potential relationships never happen. life is too short. so go for it, because more often than not it can make life brighter and softer and happier.

championsaremade

as hard as it is to admit this, this is one of my big flaws and i am really trying to work on it

tikkunolamorgtfo

Oh, also: In Ashkenazi culture, it’s considered bad luck to name a child after a living relative, because there’s a fear that the Malakh Hamavet (Angel of Death) would get confused when coming for an older relative and take the child sharing their name instead. So, as a result, Ashkenazim are generally only named after deceased relatives.

HOWEVER, this leads to an amazing Yiddish phrase for telling somebody to fuck off, which is: “May a baby be named after you.”

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God might want to think about re-assigning the role of Angel of Death though…

tikkunolamorgtfo

BE NICE TO THE ANGEL OF DEATH HE IS DOING HIS BEST

katoska

Ok but, if someone named their kid after me, and the angel got confused and took the kid instead of me, I benefit?

tikkunolamorgtfo

No, no: the point is that we DON’T name children after the living, hence, if a child is named after you, it means you’ve died. “May a baby be named after you” = “I hope you drop dead soon.”

Dance with me @ Local Brews and Local Grooves so I know it’s real 👯‍♀️ . . . . . Thanks for the pic and humoring our antics 😂 @papanickk #HouseofBlues #houston #Foundationroom #goobers (at Foundation Room Houston)

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