Orphan Becks

Nobody knows I'm a #clonesbian. E fiera co-mamma di Citizen Post.

[spockemon]

[hybrid-alien]

🎅 👽

[lakritzellaz]

December 6

[comefioridibach]

All i want for Christmas is you.

[magic-spelldust]

Анатолий

[xmas-present]

[sundxwn]

The first sun rays

by Jørn Allan Pedersen

[sixpenceee]

Rocca Scaligera di Sirmione in Italy. A unique 13th-century castle surrounded by water, with steep climbs leading to scenic lake views. (Source)

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[gregxb]

[elenaalvar-deactivated20200112]

elena alvarez + dancing

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[boringangel]

[darthsavior-deactivated20241106]

I love that this implies sappho is still alive

[wlwspacepirate-deactivated20190]

so i was watching youtube and

so i click on it and the full title is

and now i’m almost crying bc this is literally

[yuukisheep]

@ikkke95

[tkkatherineblog]

[blackfitnessrocks]

[haitianvixen]

I’m crying

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Child: “You are so beautiful! You are so beautiful to me! Can’t you see!”

[bikonciousnessa]

 her mum is literally smiling with her eyes

[wlwellbutrin]

why are lesbians always sleepy

[wlwellbutrin]

the two genders: mean and gay

[wlwellbutrin]

are we all ok. like as a community