Eat Your Salad

Kat, she/her, 29 🏳️‍🌈

[rolameny]

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

[recoverr-deactivated20250621]

i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[homosexualbarbie]

alexis doyle

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[superconfusedcoryn]

Happy Pride Month und Throwback zu dem Jahr, als sich unser Oberbürgermeister zur CSD Eröffnung hingestellt hat und unironisch stolz erzählt hat, das ja auch er einen alternativen Lebensweg gewählt hat, weil er *checks notes* sich kürzlich von seiner Frau getrennt hat und jetzt mit einer jüngeren Frau zusammenlebt

[caydencrypted]

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

[caydencrypted]

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

[sesiondemadrugada]

Thomas W. Schaller.

[miyudeesper]

I love the rainbow aesthetic they had going on... extremely colourful and queer of them frfr!!!

[waddei]

fucking sucks when an au idea is SO OBVIOUS to you like surely everyone agrees w me forever and then u go on ao3 theres NOTHINGGG

[maureen2musings]

A little relaxation, Brooks Falls, Alaska @achdiefranzi

[tilthat]

TIL English inventor Joseph Merlin designed the first roller skates for a masquerade party in 1760. Not bothering to practice, he smashed into a wall length mirror upon entrance.

via ift.tt

[allawander]

This is the best, most on-brand way for roller skates to be introduced to the world.

[gurguliare]

“One of his ingenious novelties was a pair of skaites contrived to run on wheels. Supplied with these and a violin, he mixed in the motley group of one of Mrs Cowley’s masquerades at Carlisle House; when not having provided the means of retarding his velocity, or commanding its direction, he impelled himself against a mirror of more than five hundred pounds value, dashed it to atoms, broke his instrument to pieces and wounded himself most severely”

[argumate]

the internet tells me that five hundred pounds in 1760 is the equivalent of over a hundred thousand dollars today, nice work.

[deutsche-bahn]

Ich bin immer begeistert wenn in irgend'nem Buch oder einer Doku gesagt wird, dass jemand "nach [...] eilte". Auch wenn eigentlich eine flotte Kutschfahrt usw. gemeint ist, muss ich mir immer vorstellen wie der Kurfürst von Schlagmichtot querfeldein losgesprintet ist. Und der Hofstaat hinterher. Nette Vorstellung.

[deutsche-bahn]

auf verlorene Schuhe und Perücken wird in all der Eile keine Rücksicht genommen, es geht hier um empfindliche diplomatische Angelegenheiten. Wenn man das straffe Tempo beibehält ist man schon in wenigen Wochen in Paris.

[nevertoleratelactose]

Für mich ist "Eilen" nicht Sprinten, sondern eher so in Richtung Powerwalken. Immer ein Fuß mit Bodenkontakt. Die Vorstellung von Adel mit Hofstaat absolutely moving mit Wanderstöcken find ich aber auch irgendwie witzig!

[deutsche-bahn]

consider:

"RITTMEISTER! Holen Sie meine Walkingstöcke aus dem Stall, und machen Sie meine Nordic Walking Gruppe mobil. Oh, und sorgen Sie dafür dass mein Schrittzählerstand in jedem Dorf verlesen wird. Der Pöbel soll inspiriert sein"

und so walkten sie von dannen, hinter ihnen eine Staubwolke aus Perückenpuder

[kriladoodles]

POV dir eilt Kurfürst Hans Machichnich von Bad Salzuflen am Kackbach entgegen

[thatsonemorbidcorvid]

Can’t reblog the post going round containing these two screenshots:

So I’ll put my addition here:

This also applies to women who complain about feminism requiring them to work, rather than being ‘ladies of leisure’. Women equivalent to them in the past always worked - who do they think were the maids, housekeepers, cooks, nannies, wet nurses, governesses, washerwomen, spinners, weavers, seamstresses, nurses, midwives, etc - and today’s equivalent of the past’s ladies of leisure can afford to be ladies of leisure now. Feminism fought for women’s work to be acknowledged, valued, and fairly paid, and that fight is still ongoing.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[clementine-kesh]

the true horror of voy’s killing game is like. surely after the tenth time you’ve had to drag one of your friends from the holodeck to sickbay by yourself because you’re running low on power for the transporter, or found them with a good chunk of their leg missing on your biobed, in some new costume from some new bloody era of history murmuring about nuclear fallout or the sacking of rome or heretical swarms from the script of whatever character they’ve been programmed to believe themselves to be, it starts to get a little old. please stay still mr. chakotay, i know this all might seem very strange to a byzantium warrior but if i don’t patch this gaping hole in your side you’re going to bleed out all over my sickbay. i promise, b’elanna, that i’m not associated with the yellow turban rebellion. yes i know i’m wearing a yellow shirt. if you hadn’t noticed it is on my torso, not on my head. we’ve had this conversation a hundred times already, i know you can’t drop the act but god, please, drop the fucking act

[clementine-kesh]

the inverse of this of course is the brief moments of lucidity experienced as someone in the programs. you’re pretty sure you were injured in a battle somewhere along the icy expanses of andoria but for just one second the clouds part and you recognize the man trying to hold your innards inside of you as your best friend

[clementine-kesh]

yesss i’m in love with the vision of janeway in a brief moment of pain-induced memory bleedthrough putting her hand on harry’s cheek and calling him her angel. followed by him having to go find a corner to throw up in out of horror and grief

[camillesaroyan]

[stellalunanight]

The instant regret and disappointment in both their faces for me