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[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

I knew my dad was cheating on my mom bc he had an okcupid account so I wanted to get back at him by catfishing him and what happened was i started to slowly fall for him instead... I learned so much about him and even got a dick pic...

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[zamzamafterzina]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

girl are u a bad loan because I’m starting to lose interest

[pepe-leaker]

Emoji art pepe copyright 2015

[shampooligan]

this one is almost too rare to post

[menthuthuyoupi-deactivated20140]

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

[kindaalone]

me on the first day of school:

[kindaalone]

me on the last day of school:

[freak-thefreak-out]

[starllex]

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

[qarcon]

[model-cult-deactivated20141026]

How embarrassing

[ragandboner]

I would actually dissolve

[aidn]

nah she’s just taking advantage of the cameras cos she knows she looks good

[goldicrocs-deactivated20151109]

can i stay at your place? no hobo

[euphorriicc]

[peppapigvevo]

i literally had no idea what color “strawberry blonde” was but i looked it up and i dont know what i expected

[spooky-pens]

You know what will really mess you up?

[peppapigvevo]

WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT CANDY

[sameliasofficial-blog]

[heavens-to-murgatroid]

If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

“I’m loyal to my fake nigga"😭😭

[brownbbygirl-deactivated2017033]

Bruuhhh

[actualdogvines]

this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

Imagine watching this while high

[emosad420]

[cumcasserole]

you can never unsee it

[tyleroakley]

SHIT

[eggplont]

OH MY GOD

[bl-ossomed]

I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair

One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.

amazing

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[shadycatz-deactivated20151117]

Amazing

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by.

[kyleehenke]

I cannot be stopped

[yourbigsisnissi]

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

[wishiwasastoner]

This is a spiritual experience.

[screams-geometrically]

I want this as my ringtone