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occasionally subtle
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Love Begins

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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almost home
Not today Justin
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Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
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okay, there are many legitimate reasons to dislike disney, but can we please stop using “disney tells stories based on folktales!!11!!!” as one of them? pretty please, with cherries?
Why is this not a legitimate reason? Isn’t it sad, to see all the most iconic and familiar-to-most-children forms of folk tales be under copyright?
…The problem isn’t that Disney makes stories based on folktales, though. Honestly, I don’t think the problem is even the copyright. (Though that sure doesn’t help.) The problem is that Disney has the brand recognition and the deep pockets to freeze out anyone else who tries.
I know, it’s a subtle distinction. I’m going to use dolls as an example, because Special Interest Hell. Bear with me for a second.
A while back, Mattel made a doll line called Ever After High. Ever After High had a gimmick- it was a doll line based on fairy tales, but instead of being based directly on the fairy tale characters themselves, it was based on their children. This meant that they could create iconic and memorable designs for the characters without being accused of ripping off Disney’s designs.
This is an original “basic” Ever After High doll:
The dolls are almost fully articulated- they have 360 degree head rotation, articulated shoulders, elbows, wrists, and knees. Their costume designs are complicated, often featuring multiple layers of fabric and lots of accessories. Each doll came with a stand, a hairbrush, and a bookmark that told their “story”. They retailed for $16.99.
The dolls came in two factions: “Royals” (the children of heroes) and “Rebels” (the children of villains). Each one had a backstory and a motivation, and they had an accompanying webseries that told those stories.
(I swear there’s a reason I’m going into Excruciating Detail.)
Even though I didn’t like the sculpts… Ever After High was a pretty good doll line, and it was moderately successful. It brought in 53 million dollars- not nearly as much as Barbie, but still a decent profit.
… Disney didn’t sue Mattel for this. Copyright never got involved. But they didn’t need to sue. They did two things that killed Ever After High dead.
The first was that they took the license for the Disney Princesses away from Mattel and gave it to Hasbro. Since that’s, obviously, a big money-making license, that was a pretty nasty punishment.
But the other thing Disney did, the thing that I think was what properly killed Ever After High… they massively expanded the merchandising for Disney Descendants.
…Now, it looks like Disney Descendants was already in the works when Ever After High started coming out. I don’t think Disney got so OMGSCARED of Ever After High that they made a product directly to compete with it. And I can’t say anything bad about the movies because a) I haven’t seen them and b) I think @bpd-dylan-hall will kill me.
But the two franchises share some notable similarities- they’re about the teenage children of fairy tale characters, who are split into two factions: “hero” and “villain”. They’re very ‘modern’, with colorful hair and flashy, iconic designs.
This is a basic Disney Descendants doll:
I own both Ever After High and Descendants dolls, and I gotta say: the Descendants are way lower quality. They’ve got almost no articulation- just wrists, hips, and knees. They don’t come with a stand or many accessories. Their costumes are much simpler, and most of the designs are screen-printed on. They’re not crap dolls, don’t get me wrong, and I like their sculpts more than EAH- but by comparison, they’re not very good.
But that made one important difference: The Disney Descendants basic doll retailed at $12.99.
Now, riddle me this: if you’re the parent of an eight-year-old girl who loves dolls, which are you more likely to get: the high-quality expensive doll with a lot of small parts she’s likely to lose, or the cheaper one with a brand name on it that you recognize?
Disney was able to massively undercut the competition. Mattel couldn’t keep up. They made cheaper versions of the Ever After High dolls -they went for $9.99 or so, they’re absolute garbage, and collectors and kids both hated them.
Mattel hasn’t officially canceled Ever After High. But the show’s not coming out anymore, the dolls aren’t on shelves anymore, and we haven’t heard anything about either since 2017. Disney won, and they won hard.
If Disney didn’t have the kind of money they do, if Disney didn’t have the kind of clout they do, this wouldn’t have happened. I mean, sure, all doll lines end eventually, that’s the way of the world, but Disney deliberately undercut the competition. Depending on how much dolls cost to make and ship, they might even have been making them at a loss.
But Disney could afford to do it because they’re Disney.
The only time anyone’s ever really been able to successfully make a fairy tale franchise without getting shot down by Disney was Shrek, and that’s because Disney didn’t want to touch the aeShrektic with a ten-foot pole. They were scared they’d ruin their image. Any other time anyone does anything with fairy tales (or princesses, or talking cars, or talking fish, or pirates, or…) Disney can make their own version and sell it at a loss, driving their competitors out of business. They have more money than God. They can afford to lose money on one theme park, let alone one toyline or one movie.
The problem with Disney is that it’s a monopoly. and like any other monopoly, Disney can freeze out anyone who tries to compete with them. I think if you trustbusted Disney- left them with their animation studio and maybe their theme park division, but took away Pixar and Marvel and ESPN and all their television outlets and all the other crap they own- they’d have a harder time undercutting everyone else. you’d see more stuff based on folklore and fairy tales, and it’d have more than a snowball’s chance in hell of being successful.
“But capitalism rewards innovation!”
No. Capitalism rewards capital.
Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.
MANDATORY REBLOG
This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.
Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.
remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!
Doves are just pigeons with white privilege
Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?
This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.
You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves
untitled goose game works because if i was playing a human person i would still feel terrible for attacking people at random and stealing their possessions even though i know that neither i nor they are real, but since i'm doing all of that as my bastardsona i feel that it is not only my right but my duty to inflict as much havoc and mild vexation as possible on the unsuspecting population of NPCs
human brain: making people's lives harder for no good reason is cruel and wrong
goose brain: no gods no masters no conscience no compassion. only bastard.
May I present to you:
Book seller
Crystal seller
He sells flowers
She will sell you a pumpkin this fall
Would you like to purchase.. bean?
They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup
She has more options
Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic
Can I interest you in...melon?
Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door
Please trust reliable, small business owners
"what's your sexual orientation"
A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this
tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten
I was 12 and a girl in my class in highschool was OBSESSED.
✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and outside 💛✨
Ahhh thank you so much darling!🙏🏼 I feel like I really don't deserve this because I have been absent for so long, watch me cry knowing you still remember and like me.. ♡
Two years?! I’m in!
why not
I’ll try it
Sorry I've been so late with replies the last week, I've been kinda busy and just didn't get to them. I'm gonna try to answer everything tomorrow though!
Send some hearts for headcanon!
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Ultimate sinday meme
Words
“Baby, come closer”
“God, you make me so hard/wet”
“Keep doing that…”
“F-fuck, that feels good”
“Strip for me. Now.”
“Let me take care of you”
“How do you want it?”
“Tell me what you want”
“Don’t cover your mouth, I want to hear you”
“I need you so badly”
“Is… is it going to hurt?”
“I promise, I’ll be gentle”
“Please, be gentle?”
“I love the way you look at me”
“Tell me if you need me to stop”
“G-God, don’t stop–”
“Spread your legs for me, love”
“Does this feel good?”
“You always surprise me”
“Want me to surprise you?”
“Would you wear this for me?”
“Looking for a good time?”
“You’re not allowed to cum until I say”
“Cum for me, [insert name/nickname here optionally]”
“W-what is that?”
“Can I touch you?”
“I love your moans”
“Kiss me again”
“Oh, the things I want to do to you…”
“Make me.”
Actions
🔴 For my muse to straddle/top yours
🔵 My muse begins nibbling your muse’s neck
🔶 My muse decides to wake yours up with oral sex
🔷 My muse slowly strips for yours
🔺 For my muse to slip their hand between your muse’s legs
🔻 My muse slowly undressing yours
⬛ My muse whispering dirty things in your muse’s ear
🔳 My muse gropes your muse’s backside
⚪ My muse joining yours in bathing (can be nsfw or sfw)
🔄 My muse worshipping your muse’s naked form
➕ My muse pushes yours to their knees
➰ My muse kisses yours with tongue involved
🔘 My muse begins to grind against yours while spooning
♣ Your muse finds mine wearing nothing but lingerie
Send +🔄 at the end for reverse!
Aftermath
“Are you okay?”
“How do you feel?”
“Please, tell me if I did anything wrong”
“Did you like that?”
“We should do this again”
“I’m okay”
“We are never doing this again”
“Ready for another round?”
“Oh god, that was amazing”
“Wanna share a shower?”
“That was fucking awful”
Kink
“How do you feel about rope?”
“Be a good girl/boy, and sit on my lap”
“I want you to scream my name tonight”
“That feels… weird”
“Remember the safeword, okay?”
“Are you into BDSM?”
“You’ve been a bad boy/girl”
“Punish me”
Reblog if you don’t mind random inbox starters that aren’t memes
are you fucking kidding me
its him
its mash potato
🌹
It was strange how Valentine’s Day was turning out for the blonde since he usually never received anything, but this year he’d been receiving chocolates and other gifts from girls who were probably just noticing him after so many years of ignoring him, but he didn’t mind though he was surprised to see one of the girls give him something different, a rose, which was nice as he took it off the woman and smiled.
“Uh, thank you… I usually never receive gifts like this for Valentine’s Day since it’s usually the other way around, but I guess it’s a nice change.” He replied with a laugh.
crocus-procella:
“It definitely was annoying at times before we’d be talking about a certain technique to train with and the next Ero-Sennin was distracted by a woman flashing her ass to him.” Naruto said.
“I could understand the temptation of it, but I would have liked it if he could’ve held off more, but he always said it was for important stuff such as getting information, but I knew he was satisfying himself.”
“I can’t complain much though… in the times he wasn’t distracted Ero-Sennin was a damn good teacher who pushed me to my limits and made me overcome some of them.”
“Heh, guess everyone has a weaknesss and his is woman and lust..? I’m glad he was able to teach you enough to save the world though.”
Looking up at Naruto she smirked as she started wondering about something.
“So, what is or used to be your weakness, Naruto?”