[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[oohsnickers]

I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.

[reyjis-deactivated20220625]

THE MUMMY year 1999 | director Stephen Sommers

[thenatsdorf]

“Wait for the tongue” [source]

[everythingfox]

Ezra the service dog gets a well deserved break to go to meet her favorite character Stitch

Erza

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are loads of photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

What do they want her to do, force feed Michael Myers Activia until he shits himself to death?

[jamieleeofficial]

i do whatever the fuck i want to do

[catchymemes]

Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter)

[quiet--batpeople]

fuck..

What..the..fuck, Google???

[leonkennedv-deactivated20200827]

I’m surprised that this post doesn’t contain a link to turn off all of these settings (maybe another version of this post does, who knows)

Go to https://myaccount.google.com/activitycontrols and this will take you to a page which states what information Google is currently tracking. Each section has a blue slider next to it. Click it and it will come up with a confirmation box, scroll through it and select “pause” and you should be good to go.

[wowpoliticsareannoying]

I would go to this link regularly to make sure the sliders haven’t reset, too.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

[snowydragons]

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[josemoneyz]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[splendid-splendens]

Oh my gosh… Friend…

[minuty]

[about-faces]

[unicornships]

Happy National Best Friends Day ❤ to all these animated characters and their bestfriends ~ 

[someone-like-robsten]

On trying to keep the “If Jon Snow is alive?” secret.